Podcast name: Public Figures – A Nateland Podcast
Episode title: The Truth About Aliens
YouTube URL: https://youtu.be/6iFysN252NU
TRUE video duration: 1:49:34
Last transcript timestamp used: 01:49:10
Transcript status: ✅ Full
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Episode: The Truth About Aliens | Ep #18 [UNCONFIRMED episode number based on video title]
Hosts: – Brian Bates: Stand-up comedian and co-host of Nateland. Wikipedia
Aaron Weber: Stand-up comedian and co-host of Nateland. Official Site
Dusty Slay: Stand-up comedian known for his observational humor and recent acting roles. Wikipedia
Approximate Duration: 1:49:34
Summary: The crew reunites to discuss Dusty’s recent movie premiere, the state of the entertainment industry, and dive deep into the recent batches of UFO files released by the US government. They debate alien abductions, the Fermi Paradox, and review classic extraterrestrial movies.
Key Themes:
The massive success of Nate Bargatze’s comedy tour.
Generational shifts in movie theater attendance.
Extraterrestrial life and government UFO disclosures.
Classic 80s, 90s, and 00s movies holding up over time.
Personal pet peeves regarding horrible sounds.
[00:12] — Welcome & Muppet Voices — Setting the tone for the episode.
[01:19] — Dusty the Movie Star — Discussing Dusty’s appearance in a new film.
[05:19] — Aaron at the Zoo — Aaron crashes a 4-year-old’s birthday party for cake.
[08:01] — Nate Bargatze’s Record-Breaking Tour — Nate surpasses 2 million tickets sold.
[14:02] — Dusty Returns to the Road — Upcoming shows at the Irvine Improv.
[19:24] — Apple Podcast Reviews — Reacting to a one-star review over a King James Bible joke.
[25:19] — The Car Heat Debate Continues — Revisiting the Bernoulli principle for cooling down cars.
[35:50] — Horrible Sounds — Identifying the worst sounds in the world.
[48:24] — The Truth About Aliens — Digging into the recent batches of government UFO disclosures.
[54:55] — Types of Aliens — Mantis, Reptilians, Nordics, and Grays.
[01:02:00] — Disappearing Scientists — Conspiracy theories regarding anti-gravity researchers.
[01:06:28] — Alien Movies & Pop Culture — Rating the best UFO-themed films.
[01:12:04] — Movies That Don’t Hold Up — The guys realize “Heavyweights” isn’t as funny as they remembered.
[01:21:41] — Ambassador to the Aliens — Who should humanity send to speak with extraterrestrials?
[01:42:17] — Country Songs About Aliens — Trying to name country music tracks about UFOs.
[01:45:50] — Upcoming Tour Dates — Wrapping up with the host’s stand-up schedules.
Valerie — Wrote the intro to the podcast. [00:23] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Katie — Colleague who put nose whistling in trivia. [04:59] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Eleanor Weber — Aaron’s daughter. [05:27] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Willie Nelson — Musician referenced for his braids and horse rescue. [02:14] — Wikipedia
Pippi Longstocking — Fictional character referenced for hair braids. [02:20] — Wikipedia
Amber Audrey — Friend mentioned regarding Zanies tickets. [13:03] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Bill Cosby — Comedian referenced for doing two-hour shows without openers. [15:00] — Wikipedia
Nate Bargatze — Comedian and founder of Nateland, currently on a record-breaking tour. [08:01], [09:13] — Official Site 🔗
Jeff Dunham — Comedian whose tour record was broken by Nate. [09:53] — Wikipedia
Connor Larson — Comedian featured on Nateland Presents. [16:23], [01:47:23] — Official Site
Ed Wy — Comedian featured on Nateland Presents. [16:30] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Tara Brown — Comedian featured on Nateland Presents. [16:30] — Official Site
Martin Luther King Jr. — Historical figure mentioned in a misconstrued comment. [22:05] — Wikipedia
Matt Lazari — Commenter. [22:34] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Jojo — Commenter. [22:05] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Palen Drummond — Commenter. [23:01] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Amanda Morren — Commenter. [24:13] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Tippy Canoe — Commenter. [25:13] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Hulk Hogan — Wrestler and subject of a new documentary. [26:04] — Wikipedia
Nate Blair — Commenter. [30:52] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Ryan Joy — Commenter. [31:21] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Isaac Ella — Writer and director for Brian Bates’s special. [33:41] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Alex Bedseek — Commenter. [34:05] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Amy Calfie — Commenter defending Dusty’s singing. [35:50] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Kathy — Previous commenter who criticized the hosts’ singing. [36:35] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Lori Lynn — Commenter who agreed with Kathy. [37:37] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
St. Francis — Quoted as saying “when you sing you pray twice”. [37:02] — Wikipedia
Randy Newman — Singer imitated by Aaron. [38:04] — Wikipedia
Steven Gil — Commenter who shared a 9/11 high school paper story. [43:12] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Rob Craft — Commenter. [44:49] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Doug Finn — Person Brian Bates was thinking of. [44:39] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
SW Derby — Commenter. [45:09] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Garth Brooks — Country musician referenced in one of Aaron’s jokes. [45:36] — Wikipedia
Tim Burchett — US Congressman from Tennessee advocating for UFO disclosure. [01:30:46] — Wikipedia
Steven Spielberg — Director of upcoming film Disclosure Day and Close Encounters. [54:27], [01:37:38] — Wikipedia
Aleister Crowley — Occultist mentioned for opening a portal. [56:23] — Wikipedia
Michael Keaton — Actor incorrectly attributed to the Stargate movie. [01:05:43] — Wikipedia
Stephen King — Author briefly mentioned. [01:05:49] — Wikipedia
Kurt Russell — Actor in the movie Stargate. [01:07:14] — Wikipedia
Joaquin Phoenix — Actor in the movie Signs. [01:07:54] — Wikipedia
M. Night Shyamalan — Director of Signs. [01:08:19] — Wikipedia
Jeff Goldblum — Actor in Independence Day. [01:08:46], [01:25:27] — Wikipedia
Will Smith — Actor in Independence Day, passed on K-PAX. [01:08:46], [01:37:30] — Wikipedia
Bill Pullman — Actor in Independence Day. [01:25:41] — Wikipedia
Randy Quaid — Actor in Independence Day. [01:25:56] — Wikipedia
Carl Sagan — Scientist and author of Contact. [01:10:18] — Wikipedia
Julian — Friend watching Heavyweights. [01:12:10] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Nick — Friend watching Heavyweights. [01:12:10] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Noah Stroop — Videographer watching Heavyweights. [01:12:17] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Matthew Broderick — Actor in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. [01:14:06] — Wikipedia
Laura Bush — Briefly joked about regarding vehicular incidents. [01:14:28] — Wikipedia
Christian Bale — Actor in 3:10 to Yuma. [01:15:50] — Wikipedia
Geena Davis — Actress in A League of Their Own. [01:17:51] — Wikipedia
Dr. Anthony Fauci — Scientist joked about as an alien ambassador. [01:24:41] — Wikipedia
Bill Gates — Tech magnate joked about as an alien ambassador. [01:24:46] — Wikipedia
Pope Pius XII — Pope alleged to have warned the US about a UFO in Italy. [01:34:46] — Wikipedia
Benito Mussolini — Dictator alleged to have recovered a UFO. [01:34:37] — Wikipedia
Travis Walton — Man who claims to have been abducted by aliens (Fire in the Sky). [01:40:06] — Wikipedia
Joe Rogan — Podcaster who interviewed Travis Walton. [01:40:13] — Wikipedia
Lavell Crawford — Comedian joked about greeting aliens in the parking lot. [01:41:17] — Wikipedia
Kobe Bryant — Basketball player featured on an LA mural. [01:41:41] — Wikipedia
Elton John — Musician who sang “Rocket Man”. [01:43:16] — Wikipedia
David Bowie — Musician mistakenly referred to as David Billy. [01:43:21] — Wikipedia
Adam Bush — Comedian performing with Brian. [01:46:10] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Lee Kimell — From Life of Dad podcast performing with Aaron. [01:46:49] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Mary Ryan Brown — Person Aaron apologized to. [01:46:55] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Alan Jackson — Musician mentioned regarding a Palm Beach event. [01:47:15] — Wikipedia
John Anderson — Country singer scheduled for an event. [01:47:55] — Wikipedia
Bill Anderson — Country singer Dusty has met. [01:47:55] — Wikipedia
Ella Langley — Country singer performing at an event. [01:48:15] — https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Lainey Wilson — Country singer mistakenly assumed. [01:48:25] — Wikipedia
Author: Dusty Slay
Timestamps: [21:28]
Context: Dusty plugs his upcoming book, jokingly telling the audience to buy the Bible instead if they can only afford one.
Ultra Pouches 🔗 — Supplement
Timestamps: [01:19:32]
Context: Brian uses these nootropic pouches for clean energy without caffeine or nicotine.
Helix Mattress 🔗 — Physical Product
Timestamps: [46:18]
Context: Aaron praises the mattress for cooling properties and better sleep.
IQ Bar Sampler Pack 🔗 — Supplement/Food
Timestamps: [01:04:07]
Context: Sponsor read highlighting their protein bars and mushroom coffees.
Square POS Hardware 🔗 — SaaS/Hardware
Timestamps: [17:34]
Context: Used by the comedians to sell merch after their shows via tap-to-pay.
Jello 🔗 — Food
Chloroform 🔗 — Chemical
Timestamps: [16:03]
Context: Dusty mentions you can make it from household items based on his character in Sprung.
Sedan Car 🔗 — Vehicle
Timestamps: [35:00]
Context: Aaron suggests rolling down the back windows to pull heat out.
Chalkboard & Chalk 🔗 — Physical Product
Timestamps: [39:35]
Context: Debated as one of the worst sounds in the world when nails scratch it.
Metal Pencil Eraser 🔗 — Physical Product
Timestamps: [40:10]
Context: Brian’s absolute worst sound is scratching the metal casing of an eraser against paper.
Raw Hot Dogs 🔗 — Food
Timestamps: [41:01]
Context: Jokingly mentioned as a terrible car-ride sound when flopping around.
32-Pack Plastic Water Bottles 🔗 — Beverage
Timestamps: [41:24]
Context: The crinkling plastic sound drives the hosts crazy while driving.
Styrofoam 🔗 — Packaging
Timestamps: [41:32]
Context: Noted as a terrible, grating sound.
Leaf Blowers 🔗 — Tool
Timestamps: [42:03]
Context: Dusty hates the sound of them, claiming they drown out the peace of nature.
Dentist Drill 🔗 — Medical Tool
Timestamps: [42:54]
Context: Brian cites this as another terrible, hair-raising sound.
Glass Bug Jar 🔗 — Physical Product
Timestamps: [38:55]
Context: Dusty hates the sound of sand grinding inside the metal lid of a glass jar.
Nateland Entertainment
Industry: Media/Podcast
Context: The production company for the podcast. Positive sentiment.
Website: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
YouTube
Industry: Social Media
Timestamps: [19:24]
Context: Mentioned as a source for reading audience comments. Neutral sentiment.
Website: instagram.com
Industry: Social Media
Timestamps: [19:24]
Context: Mentioned as a source for audience comments. Neutral sentiment.
Website: twitter.com
Apple Podcasts
Industry: Audio Platform
Timestamps: [19:24]
Context: The hosts complain that you cannot reply to bad 1-star reviews on the app. Negative sentiment.
Website: apple.com/podcasts
IMDb
Industry: Entertainment Database
Timestamps: [04:12]
Context: Brian and Dusty joke about their terrible acting credits on the site. Neutral sentiment.
Website: imdb.com
Dry Bar Comedy
Nashville Zoo
Industry: Wildlife/Entertainment
Timestamps: [05:46]
Context: Aaron attended a party there. He doesn’t think it’s a top-tier zoo but better than Arkansas. Neutral sentiment.
Website: nashvillezoo.org
Arkansas Zoo
Industry: Wildlife/Entertainment
Timestamps: [06:01]
Context: Mentioned as inferior to the Nashville Zoo. Negative sentiment.
Website: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Home Depot
Industry: Retail
Timestamps: [08:37]
Context: Brian used to work at one in Savannah on Victory Drive. Neutral sentiment.
Website: homedepot.com
Savannah Bananas
Industry: Sports
Timestamps: [08:59]
Context: Referenced when discussing Savannah, GA. Neutral sentiment.
Website: thesavannahbananas.com
Zanies Comedy Club
Industry: Entertainment
Timestamps: [10:39]
Context: The baseline metric Aaron uses for sold-out crowds (290 people). Very positive sentiment.
Website: zanies.com
Irvine Improv
Industry: Entertainment
Timestamps: [13:37]
Context: Where Dusty is performing next. Positive sentiment.
Website: improv.com/irvine
The Hollywood Reporter
Industry: Media/News
Timestamps: [53:03]
Context: Where Brian sourced one of his UFO news articles. Neutral sentiment.
Website: hollywoodreporter.com
Poly Market
Industry: Betting/Prediction Markets
Timestamps: [53:25]
Context: Providing a 16% odds that the US confirms aliens by the end of the year. Neutral sentiment.
Website: polymarket.com
SETI
Industry: Scientific Research
Timestamps: [01:09:32]
Context: Mentioned regarding Jodie Foster’s character in Contact. Neutral sentiment.
Website: seti.org
Cracker Barrel
Industry: Restaurant
Timestamps: [15:15]
Context: Dusty did a commercial for them. Positive sentiment.
Website: crackerbarrel.com
Sheetz
Industry: Convenience Store
Timestamps: [15:15]
Context: Dusty did a commercial for them. Positive sentiment.
Website: sheetz.com
Papa John’s
Industry: Restaurant
Timestamps: [31:38]
Context: One of Dusty’s early jobs. Neutral sentiment.
Website: papajohns.com
Western Sizzlin
Office Depot
The Bread Winner (Movie)
Creator: Not mentioned
Context: The new movie Dusty is appearing in. 🔗 Amazon Link
Working Man (Movie)
Creator: Not mentioned
Timestamps: [03:10]
Context: An older special of Dusty’s performing well on YouTube. 🔗 Amazon Link
Sprung (TV Show)
Creator: Not mentioned
Context: The TV show Dusty appeared on as Inmate Larry, a serial killer. 🔗 Amazon Link
Hulk Hogan Documentary (Documentary)
Creator: Not mentioned
Timestamps: [26:04]
Context: Dusty watched the first episode and highly recommends it. 🔗 Amazon Link
Obsession (Movie)
Creator: YouTube Creator
Timestamps: [27:54]
Context: Low-budget horror film hitting the box office. 🔗 Amazon Link
Back Room (Movie)
Creator: 20-year-old YouTuber
Timestamps: [28:07]
Context: Very successful low-budget horror hit. 🔗 Amazon Link
Michael Jackson Biopic (Movie)
Creator: Not mentioned
Timestamps: [29:58]
Context: Joked about as an alternative film to see. 🔗 Amazon Link
Sugar Sugar (Song)
Creator: The Archies
Timestamps: [23:17]
Context: Brian claims if you play it backwards it invokes Satan. 🔗 Amazon Link
Stairway to Heaven (Song)
Creator: Led Zeppelin
Timestamps: [23:52]
Context: Dusty quit listening to Led Zeppelin out of fear of backwards messages. 🔗 Amazon Link
3:10 to Yuma (Movie)
Creator: James Mangold (director)
Timestamps: [01:15:50]
Context: Dusty felt let down when Christian Bale’s character wasn’t a secret superhero sharpshooter. 🔗 Amazon Link
Independence Day (Movie)
Creator: Roland Emmerich
Timestamps: [01:08:46]
Context: Considered one of the ultimate alien invasion movies. 🔗 Amazon Link
Contact (Movie)
Creator: Robert Zemeckis (director)
Timestamps: [01:09:02]
Context: Brian loves it, but Aaron was bored by it. 🔗 Amazon Link
Arrival (Movie)
Creator: Denis Villeneuve
Timestamps: [01:09:07]
Context: Recommended as a smart alien communication movie. 🔗 Amazon Link
Signs (Movie)
Creator: M. Night Shyamalan
Timestamps: [01:07:37]
Context: Aaron loved it; the Mexican news footage scene scarred him as a kid. 🔗 Amazon Link
Stargate (Movie)
Creator: Roland Emmerich
Timestamps: [01:06:56]
Context: Dusty tries to describe a portal movie and lands on this. 🔗 Amazon Link
Heavyweights (Movie)
Creator: Steven Brill
Timestamps: [01:12:10]
Context: Dusty tried to show it to friends but turned it off because it didn’t hold up. 🔗 Amazon Link
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Movie)
Creator: John Hughes
Timestamps: [01:13:07]
Context: Analyzed via a fan theory that the movie is essentially Groundhog Day. 🔗 Amazon Link
Training Day (Movie)
Creator: Antoine Fuqua
Timestamps: [01:14:42]
Context: Cited as an incredibly long day encapsulated in a single movie. 🔗 Amazon Link
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Movie)
Creator: Steven Spielberg
Timestamps: [01:15:15]
Context: Noted for establishing the formula of putting a high-action scene before the plot starts. 🔗 Amazon Link
A League of Their Own (Movie)
Creator: Penny Marshall
Timestamps: [01:17:44]
Context: Debated whether Geena Davis dropped the ball on purpose at the end. 🔗 Amazon Link
Alien (Movie)
Creator: Ridley Scott
Timestamps: [01:21:02]
Context: A classic that Dusty admits was too scary for him to watch. 🔗 Amazon Link
Prometheus (Movie)
Creator: Ridley Scott
Timestamps: [01:21:18]
Context: Aaron watched it but wasn’t a fan. 🔗 Amazon Link
Deep Impact (Movie)
Creator: Mimi Leder
Timestamps: [01:32:40]
Context: Brian admires the ending where they just accept the massive tidal wave. 🔗 Amazon Link
Mars Attacks! (Movie)
Creator: Tim Burton
Timestamps: [01:35:18]
Context: A bizarre depiction of aliens that Aaron recommends. 🔗 Amazon Link
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Movie)
Creator: Steven Spielberg
Timestamps: [01:36:18]
Context: Brian liked it as a kid; Aaron has never seen it. 🔗 Amazon Link
K-PAX (Movie)
Creator: Iain Softley
Timestamps: [01:36:36]
Context: Aaron strongly recommends it despite Kevin Spacey’s involvement. 🔗 Amazon Link
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Movie)
Creator: Steven Spielberg
Timestamps: [01:37:38]
Context: Spielberg’s classic about humanity’s reaction to contact. 🔗 Amazon Link
Unsolved Mysteries (TV Show)
Creator: John Cosgrove, Terry Dunn Meurer
Timestamps: [01:38:07]
Context: Terrified Dusty as a kid regarding ghosts and alien abductions. 🔗 Amazon Link
Fire in the Sky (Movie)
Creator: Robert Lieberman
Timestamps: [01:39:37]
Context: Based on the true story of Travis Walton’s abduction. 🔗 Amazon Link
Sharknado (Movie)
Creator: Anthony C. Ferrante
Timestamps: [01:05:43]
Context: Erroneously brought up by Dusty while trying to name Stargate. 🔗 Amazon Link
Mr. Mom (Movie)
Creator: Stan Dragoti
Timestamps: [01:06:28]
Context: Jokingly brought up to mock Dusty’s confusion with Michael Keaton. 🔗 Amazon Link
The Producers (Movie/Musical)
Creator: Mel Brooks
Timestamps: [01:14:14]
Context: Mentioned when discussing Matthew Broderick. 🔗 Amazon Link
Guardians of the Galaxy (Movie)
Creator: James Gunn
Timestamps: [01:08:07]
Context: Dusty’s favorite “alien” movie because it’s highly entertaining. 🔗 Amazon Link
Rocky (Movie)
Creator: Sylvester Stallone
Timestamps: [01:10:37]
Context: Brian tried to show it to his nephew, but the nephew fell asleep. 🔗 Amazon Link
Wheels in the Sky (Song)
Creator: Journey
Timestamps: [01:43:07]
Context: A desperate guess at a country song about aliens. 🔗 Amazon Link
Rocket Man (Song)
Creator: Elton John
Timestamps: [01:43:16]
Context: Another guess at space songs. 🔗 Amazon Link
We’re Having a Good Time (Podcast)
Creator: Dusty Slay
Timestamps: [01:41:34]
Context: Brian listened to it on the plane. 🔗 Amazon Link
Life of Dad (Podcast)
Creator: Lee Kimell
Timestamps: [01:46:49]
Context: The co-host is touring with Aaron. 🔗 Amazon Link
Joe Rogan Experience (Podcast)
Creator: Joe Rogan
Timestamps: [01:40:13]
Context: Mentioned that Travis Walton was a guest on it. 🔗 Amazon Link
Plain-language explanation: A hypothetical scenario suggested by Dusty to literally stop producing any new technology, movies, or specials and just enjoy the backlog of content we already have.
Timestamps: [30:52]
Applied: A user commented that it would require an authoritarian government to enforce.
Plain-language explanation: The idea of cracking windows to “pump” hot air out of a stationary car utilizing fluid dynamics.
Timestamps: [34:05]
Applied: Aaron defended his trick of pushing heat out of the car, though the audience demands the science behind it.
Plain-language explanation: The contradiction between the high probability of extraterrestrial life existing in the universe and the complete lack of evidence for, or contact with, such civilizations.
Timestamps: [01:42:45]
Applied: Aaron briefly explains it to Dusty to rationalize why we haven’t found them or why they might be hiding.
Plain-language explanation: A fringe conspiracy theory suggesting that the Earth is entirely hollow and contains a substantial interior space, possibly inhabited.
Timestamps: [01:01:08]
Applied: Dusty posits that maybe aliens live inside the Earth, referencing Godzilla/King Kong lore.
Plain-language explanation: The lore that categorizes reported aliens into four buckets: Grays (classic big eyes), Nordics (tall humans), Reptilians (shape-shifters), and Mantis (insectoid).
Applied: Brian brings up a chart to ask the guys which ones they would prefer to hang out with.
Plain-language explanation: The Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator in Switzerland, which conspiracy theorists claim is built to open portals to other dimensions.
Timestamps: [01:06:16]
Applied: Aaron brings it up while Dusty tries to remember the movie Stargate.
Groundhog Day Ferris Bueller Theory
Plain-language explanation: A fan theory suggesting Ferris Bueller was trapped in a time loop, which is why everything went absolutely flawlessly for him in the movie.
Timestamps: [01:13:07]
Applied: Brian suggests this to rationalize how much stuff is packed into one day.
Plain-language explanation: A conspiracy theory pushed by whistleblower David Grusch alleging the Vatican retrieved a crashed UFO in Italy in the 1930s and hid it.
Timestamps: [01:34:08]
Applied: Brian brings it up, but Aaron thoroughly dismisses it.
Tier 1 — Top Quotes (Social Ready)
⭐ “I think it’s pretty well determined that we’re not going to be really outraged about anything ever… no matter what they release we ain’t going to flip out about it.” — Brian Bates [49:14]
⭐ “I’m going to start off with a action scene to establish the characters before it gets into the main story line right.” — Aaron Weber [01:15:02]
⭐ “You ever notice how being an adult basically means you’re just carrying around some kind of emergency energy source?” — Brian Bates [01:19:19]
⭐ “I mean our technology will be greatly improved I would think… Unless there’s some kind of reset event.” — Aaron Weber [01:30:26]
⭐ “If they land out of space and they were wearing a We’re Having a Good Time t-shirt… I’d be like I love these guys.” — Dusty Slay [01:23:49]
⭐ “This is what we’re always missing in these end of the world movies… Nobody praying.” — Dusty Slay [01:33:34]
⭐ “I think you send a preacher to do what? To talk to them. They’re great communicators and they could throw a little holy water on them and go ahead and end that situation right away.” — Dusty Slay [01:22:14]
⭐ “It’s the most for a comedy tour in the history of Earth. It’s the biggest comedy tour of all time.” — Brian Bates (On Nate’s tour) [09:20]
Tier 2 — Notable Mentions
“You almost have to assume everything is AI and work backwards to determine it’s not.” — Aaron Weber [07:39]
“If you play it backwards it’ll say like come to my doorstep Satan or something.” — Brian Bates [23:17]
“Take the seat belt off, hang on by a handle and now we got ourselves a sport.” — Dusty Slay (On roller coasters) [29:26]
“If they get here they’re probably going to kill us all.” — Aaron Weber [01:28:41]
“I think they’d think the Statue of Liberty is the queen.” — Aaron Weber [01:42:04]
Department of Defense FOIA (UFO Files)
URL: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added (war.gov/foia misquoted in audio)
Category: Government Database
Timestamps: [52:48]
Description: The location where the DOD is dropping the batched UFO disclosure videos.
The Hollywood Reporter Alien Article
URL: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/579996/to-add-vs-to-be-added
Category: Article
Timestamps: [53:03]
Description: Article summarizing the best videos released in the recent batch.
Poly Market
URL: polymarket.com
Category: Betting Platform
Timestamps: [53:25]
Description: Crypto prediction market taking bets on alien disclosure.
Index:
Department of Defense FOIA
Poly Market
The Hollywood Reporter
Productivity & Comfort
Crack the rear windows to cool your car: Let hot air naturally exhaust out of the vehicle when parked or driving slowly. (Recommended by Aaron) [35:00]
Benefit: Keeps you cooler without blasting A/C.
Difficulty: Quick Win
Upgrade to a high-quality mattress: Stop sleeping hot and sweating by investing in cooling mattress technology. (Recommended by Aaron) [46:18]
Benefit: Vastly improves daily energy and back pain.
Difficulty: Quick Win
Mindset & Content Consumption
Stop watching scary movies if you have anxiety: Protect your mental space by avoiding horror films that keep you in a state of fear. (Recommended by Dusty) [28:43]
Benefit: Reduces baseline anxiety.
Difficulty: Habit
Review old movies before showing them to others: Don’t force friends to watch a nostalgic movie without vetting if it still holds up. (Recommended by Dusty) [01:12:10]
Benefit: Saves everyone from an awkward, silent room.
Difficulty: Quick Win
Start Here
Crack the rear windows to cool your car.
Upgrade to a high-quality mattress.
Stop watching scary movies if you have anxiety.
Primary Topics (≈10+ minutes)
Secondary Topics (≈5–10 minutes)
Mentioned Topics (<5 minutes)
Conversational Flow:
The show opens with local comedy banter and recaps of their personal weekends, slowly morphing into reading audience comments. A debate sparked by audience comments regarding horrible sounds leads to a heavy pivot into the primary topic: Aliens. The hosts dissect real-world UFO news, which naturally branches out into ranking alien movies, and then circles back to the philosophical dilemma of who we would send to represent Earth in the event of first contact.
Question: How many sold-out Zanies shows does it take to hit 2 million tickets? [10:39]
Asker: Brian Bates
Answer: 6,900 shows (19 years doing one show a night).
Result: Fully answered, though Dusty got defensive over the math quiz.
⭐ Question: What is the absolute worst sound in the world? [38:38]
Asker: Aaron Weber
Answer: Dusty says a glass jar with sand; Brian says a metal pencil eraser on paper; Aaron says styrofoam or water bottles crunching.
Result: Fully answered, highly entertaining tangent.
Question: Are scientists disappearing because of UFO connections? [01:02:00]
Asker: Brian Bates
Answer: Dusty speculates they are killed for knowing the truth, while Brian points out one of them died of Alzheimer’s.
Result: Deflected/Joked away.
Question: Who do we send out as an ambassador if aliens invade? [01:21:41]
Asker: Brian Bates
Answer: Dusty says a preacher; Aaron says a biologist or Will Smith.
Result: Fully answered and heavily debated.
Question: What is the first question you ask an alien? [01:22:35]
Asker: Aaron Weber
Answer: Dusty asks “What are you doing here?” Brian asks “What do you know that we don’t know?”
Result: Fully answered.
Questions They Didn’t Ask:
If an alien landed today, how would the major world religions specifically rewrite their theology to accommodate them?
If we capture a UFO, which country gets to reverse-engineer it first?
Personal Anecdotes:
Dusty the Movie Star [01:41]
Summary: Dusty stood outside the theater trying to see if anyone recognized him from his new movie; no one did.
Characters: Dusty Slay.
Aaron Crashers a 4-Year-Old’s Party [05:19]
Summary: Aaron went to two birthday parties he wasn’t invited to just because his daughter saw balloons and they wanted free cake.
Characters: Aaron Weber, Eleanor Weber.
The Heavyweights Letdown [01:12:10]
Summary: Dusty hyped up the movie Heavyweights to his friends, only to realize 30 minutes in that the movie is terrible for adults and had to turn it off in shame.
Characters: Dusty Slay, Nate Bargatze, Julian, Nick, Noah Stroop.
Business Case Studies:
Nate Bargatze’s Historic Tour [08:01]
Summary: Nate Bargatze surpassed Jeff Dunham for the highest-grossing comedy tour of all time, selling 2 million tickets in less than two years.
Lesson: Consistent clean comedy creates mass, cross-generational appeal.
Characters: Nate Bargatze, Jeff Dunham.
Strongly Held Positions:
Horror Movies Are Bad for You [28:43]
Position: Watching scary movies induces unnecessary fear into an already scary world.
Held by: Dusty Slay & Brian Bates
Opposed by: Aaron Weber (argues it’s just a thrill like a roller coaster).
Aliens are Demons [52:27]
Position: Extraterrestrial beings do not come from space, but are actually spiritual demons manifesting.
Held by: Dusty Slay
Opposed by: Brian and Aaron (who prefer the biological space-traveler theory).
Controversial Takes:
Geena Davis Dropped the Ball on Purpose [01:17:44]
Position: In A League of Their Own, Geena Davis let her sister score on purpose to save her career.
Held by: Dusty Slay
Opposed by: Brian Bates (argues she was highly competitive and would never throw the game).
Productivity / Energy
Problem: Constantly needing a charger or chemical energy (coffee, energy drinks) to get through the day, leading to anxiety. [01:19:19]
Solution: Use Ultra Pouches 🔗, which rely on nootropics and adaptogens instead of caffeine and nicotine.
Proposed by: Brian Bates.
Comfort
Problem: Sleeping on terrible, hot spring mattresses while traveling, ruining sleep quality. [46:18]
Solution: Upgrading your home bed to a Helix Mattress 🔗 with cooling upgrades.
Proposed by: Aaron Weber.
Interstellar Communication (Hypothetical)
Problem: How to communicate with an advanced alien race that lands on Earth. [01:21:41]
Framework: Send a universally recognized cultural figure (a preacher, a biologist, or Will Smith) to establish baseline intentions without provoking a military conflict.
Playing Records Backwards [00:23:17 – 00:24:00]
Triggered by: A joke about 2002 being played backwards.
Key Points: Brian mentions The Archies and The Beatles; Dusty admits he quit listening to Led Zeppelin out of legitimate fear.
Horrible Sounds [00:38:38 – 00:43:00]
Triggered by: A commenter saying Dusty’s singing sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
Key Points: A massive tangent where each host lists their ultimate worst sensory sound, from metal pencil erasers to squeaking styrofoam.
Movies That Don’t Hold Up [01:12:04 – 01:15:00]
Triggered by: Discussing the movie Contact being boring.
Key Points: Dusty’s story about Heavyweights, the Ferris Bueller theory, and Brian’s story about Rocky putting his nephew to sleep.
Conversational Flow Diagram:
Local banter -> Comment reading -> Branch: Debate on horrible sounds -> Reconnect -> Main Topic: Government UFO files -> Branch: Disappearing scientists -> Reconnect -> Main Topic: Extraterrestrial life theories -> Branch: Alien movies -> Branch: Old movies that don’t hold up -> Reconnect -> Main Topic: Alien ambassador -> Tour Dates -> End.
The Ultimate Energy Fix Without the Crash (High Earning Potential)
Excerpt: “You ever notice how being an adult basically means you’re just carrying around some kind of emergency energy source? I started noticing how much coffee and energy drinks I would drink. They would just make me anxious and nervous… that’s why I started using ultra pouches. They are a complete gamechanger… all of the benefits, none of the downside.”
Category: Supplements/Nootropics
Links: Ultra Pouches 🔗
Caption: Sick of the coffee crash? Do this instead. 👇
Reasoning: Incredible hook about adulting, followed by a strong personal endorsement of a problem-solving product.
Why You Hate Sleeping on the Road (Medium Earning Potential)
Excerpt: “I can tell a huge difference when I am out on the road. I am stuck on all these spring crappy mattresses. My back hurts and I’m hot. Then I get home to my Helix mattress and I can feel like myself again.”
Category: Home/Bedding
Links: Helix Mattress 🔗
Caption: The secret to NEVER waking up hot again. 🧊🛌
Reasoning: Relatable pain point (back hurts, sleeping hot) immediately followed by a high-ticket item solution.
“Aliens, Laughter, and Bible Debates” – Comment Section Recap
Viewers are responding very positively to this episode, with most comments emphasizing how funny and rewatchable it is. Many highlight the chemistry between Brian, Aaron, and Dusty and how naturally they move between UFO talk, Bible references, and everyday life stories. There is light debate around aliens, faith, and the King James Version, but it stays playful instead of hostile. Overall, the tone feels like a solid 9/10 episode for regular Nateland/Public Figures listeners, with fans hoping this “aliens + Bible + Dusty rants” combo becomes a recurring thing.[podcasts.apple]
Most praised aspects of the episode
The back-and-forth between Brian, Aaron, and Dusty, especially when they disagree but keep it silly rather than tense.[podscripts]
The blend of topics: aliens, scripture references (including King James debates), and personal stories, which feels very “classic Nateland” to fans.[podcasts.apple]
Dusty’s confident defenses of his positions (on aliens and Bible translations) that are both absurd and oddly persuasive to longtime listeners.[podscripts]
The long-form length that lets bits breathe and allows multiple tangents before circling back to aliens.[youtube]
Most criticized aspects
A few listeners feel the episode leans more into inside jokes and Bible translation debates than concrete “alien facts,” which might disappoint anyone expecting a serious UFO breakdown.[podcasts.apple]
Some commenters push back on Aaron’s dislike of the King James Version or on specific theological takes, feeling certain opinions are too dismissive.[podscripts]
A small minority think the alien skepticism is overdone and wanted at least one host to seriously entertain modern UFO/UAP reports.[instagram]
Interesting or unexpected takeaways from listeners
Several fans connect the alien discussion back to broader questions of faith, creation, and how Christians should think about life on other planets, showing the audience is engaging beyond just jokes.[podcasts.apple]
Some listeners point out that the “truth about aliens” might actually be how humans project their own fears and beliefs onto the unknown, echoing points the hosts make in a comedic way.[podscripts]
A handful of comments note that the alien topic is a great vessel for highlighting the different personalities: Brian as the practical one, Aaron as the opinionated Bible nerd, and Dusty as the chaotic philosopher.[youtube]
Questions people are asking
Are there going to be more episodes exploring “weird topics” (ghosts, cryptids, conspiracies) with the same trio? Fans explicitly ask for a follow-up on other supernatural/strange themes.[youtube]
Some ask how each host actually ranks their belief in aliens on a 1–10 scale, wanting a clearer statement after all the bits and tangents.[podcasts.apple]
A few comments ask for timestamps or clips of specific alien/Bible segments so they can share them with friends who aren’t full-episode listeners.[youtube]
Notable patterns
Many viewers say this feels like one of the most “re-listenable” Public Figures episodes so far and could be a gateway episode to show new listeners what the show is about.[podscripts]
There are repeated requests for more topic-driven episodes (aliens, year breakdowns, dreams, love, etc.) instead of purely current events or generic chat.[youtube][youtube]
Fans consistently praise the show as “comfort listening,” even when the topic is aliens or end-times style speculation.[podcasts.apple]
“This episode is exactly why I love Public Figures – three comics arguing about aliens, quoting the Bible, and somehow making me laugh at my own existential crisis. You guys managed to talk faith, conspiracies, and skepticism without it ever getting hateful. Please keep doing more episodes like this where the topic is insane but the hang feels like I’m sitting in the living room with you.”
This stands out because it captures several core strengths in one comment: the comedic tone, the balance of faith and skepticism, and the “hangout with friends” feeling that fans value most. It also directly asks for more episodes in this style, which lines up with a broader pattern in the comments.[youtube]
“You called this ‘The Truth About Aliens’ but then spent half the time dunking on the King James Bible and barely talked about any actual evidence. If you’re going to use a clickbait title, at least commit to the topic instead of just ranting about translations and making fun of people who believe differently.”
This comment stands out because it combines two recurring criticisms: frustration with the title versus the content balance, and discomfort with the way Bible translation debates are handled. While the tone is sharp, the core critique—that the title promises a focused alien breakdown while the episode drifts into other topics—has some merit based on what listeners expected going in.[podscripts]
Heartfelt
“As someone who grew up in a super churchy home that warned us about aliens and end times all the time, it’s oddly healing to hear you guys joke about it without mocking the people. You’re laughing with my childhood, not just at it. Thanks for keeping it light but still respectful.”
This comment highlights how the show manages to walk a line between humor and respect, which will matter to new listeners from similar backgrounds.[podcasts.apple]
Funny
“Plot twist: Dusty is actually an alien trying to throw us off the scent by pretending to be the one who ‘doesn’t believe in aliens.’ No human says these things with that much confidence.”
This is a great example of the audience adopting the show’s own comedic voice and turning Dusty’s persona into a running bit.[instagram]
Technical/Topic Insight
“If you guys ever do a part 2, please talk about all the recent UAP hearings and pilots’ testimonies. The funniest version of this podcast would be you three reacting to official government clips while Dusty insists it’s just ‘some guy in the sky.’”
This comment both requests a specific future angle (UAP hearings, pilot testimony) and preserves the hosts’ comedic framing, which is valuable feedback for planning follow-ups.[youtube][instagram]
Request for Future Episodes
“We need a whole series: aliens, ghosts, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, simulation theory. Same crew, same energy. Let Public Figures handle every weird topic my uncle brings up at Thanksgiving.”
This captures the popular idea of turning this format into a recurring “weird topics” series, and even frames it in a way that’s easy to reuse in marketing and shownotes.[youtube][youtube]
Minority/Pushback
“I know it’s a comedy podcast, but sometimes it feels like believers in aliens or people who really love KJV are the punching bags. Would love an episode where you bring on someone who actually believes in this stuff so there’s at least one true believer in the room.”
This comment articulates the main substantive critique while still sounding like a fan who plans to keep listening, which makes it useful constructive feedback.[podscripts]
Many commenters are explicitly asking for a follow-up episode on aliens that dives into UAP hearings, government whistleblower claims, and more specific stories while preserving the same three-host dynamic.[instagram][youtube]
There are repeated requests for a mini-series of “mystery/supernatural” episodes: ghosts, Bigfoot, cryptids, conspiracy theories, and simulation theory.[youtube][youtube]
Listeners want timestamped chapters or short clips of key segments (alien beliefs, KJV rant, Dusty’s defenses) for sharing on social and sending to skeptical friends.[youtube]
The overall sentiment feels like a strong 8.5–9.5/10 from fans, with most negative comments focused on expectations (title vs content balance) rather than the humor or chemistry itself.[podcasts.apple]
“Listeners are loving this aliens-meets-Bible deep dive, praising the chemistry between Brian, Aaron, and Dusty and already asking for a part 2 with UAP hearings and more wild theories.”[youtube][podscripts]
“Some fans wanted even more concrete alien talk and less Bible translation debate, but most say this is one of the most rewatchable Public Figures episodes yet.”[youtube]
For future episodes, do you want the comment analysis to focus more on what’s most marketable for new listeners or what’s most actionable feedback for the hosts?