Podcast name: We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Episode title: Knicks Fever! – Sam Morril & Mark Normand

YouTube URL: https://youtu.be/r_1mKc_wwP8

TRUE video duration: 1:35:36

Last transcript timestamp used: [01:35:27]

Transcript status: ✅ Full

1. QUICK REFERENCE BOX

Top 5 Books:

Top 5 Products/Tools:

Guests:

  • No formal guest in this episode; hosted by Sam Morril and Mark Normand.

Best Quotes:

  • ⭐ “It’s a good 9/11, the whole city’s together. It’s everybody’s going nuts.” — Sam Morril [00:20]

  • ⭐ “You might have fucked your wife a lot but I went home with her.” — Sam Morril [10:22]

  • ⭐ “I’m another second closer to death. Time’s not going to waste me, I’m going to waste time.” — Al Lubel (quoted) [01:23:25]

Sponsors/Affiliates:

You’ll love this episode if you’re interested in:

Knicks fandom, stand-up comedy history, New York City culture, restaurant grievances, sports psychology.

Most Searched For:

Total count summary: 5 books · 19 products · 89 people · 4 concepts

2. EPISODE OVERVIEW

  • Episode title: Knicks Fever!

  • Hosts:

    • Sam Morril — Stand-up comedian and actor from New York City.

    • Mark Normand — Stand-up comedian and podcaster from New Orleans.

  • Approximate duration: 1:35:36

  • Summary: Fresh off a historic hypothetical/alternate-timeline New York Knicks championship win, Sam and Mark recap the magic of the city uniting, the intense playoff run, and the villain arc of Victor Wembanyama. The conversation later pivots to hilarious pet peeves, early days in the stand-up comedy trenches, bizarre ice cream flavors, and classic movie recommendations.

  • Key Themes:

    • The euphoria of the Knicks winning a championship and New York City uniting.

    • Generational sports trauma and the psychology of a diehard fan.

    • Stand-up comedy nostalgia: the grind of the 2010s New York scene.

    • Pet peeves: invasive neighbors, long goodbyes, and rental car nightmares.

    • Bizarre food trends and the absurdity of Hooters having an airline.

3. TIMESTAMP DIRECTORY

  • [00:06] — The Knicks Win — Sam and Mark celebrate the New York Knicks winning the championship.

  • [03:08] — Jalen Brunson’s Leadership — Discussing Brunson’s humility and the team dynamics.

  • [07:10] — Victor Wembanyama’s Villain Arc — Wemby’s controversial sportsmanship and play style.

  • [14:38] — The Hardcore Spurs Fan — Reacting to a viral video of an aggressive fan in a Rodman jersey.

  • [17:44] — Generational Fandom — Comparing the Knicks run to the ’86 Mets.

  • [21:51] — The Mikal Bridges Trade — Pressure, performance, and his emotional IG live.

  • [27:38] — Early Comedy Days — Reflecting on old sets, Carolines, and the clean comedy scene.

  • [32:35] — Sports Fan Book Recommendations — Sam lists the best books about the struggles of being a sports fan.

  • [42:19] — Sydney Sweeney at the Game — Discussing celebrity sightings at Madison Square Garden.

  • [44:28] — Sponsor: Fabletics — Ad read for Fabletics activewear.

  • [45:56] — Sponsor: Shopify — Ad read for Shopify.

  • [47:34] — Sponsor: Hims — Ad read for Hims.

  • [49:10] — The Origins of Hooters — Deep dive into Hooters, Twin Peaks, and the bizarre Hooters Airline.

  • [53:05] — Pet Peeves Round 1 — Story undercutters and creepy words like “giggles.”

  • [56:14] — Pet Peeves Round 2 — The “You can nap on the plane” guy and the Irish Goodbye.

  • [01:01:41] — Pet Peeves Round 3 — “Do you have time for a quick call?” and friends who only reach out to ask for favors.

  • [01:04:27] — “Fairweather Fan” Sketch — Praising Liam Dalton’s comedy video about new Knicks fans.

  • [01:06:34] — eBay Jacket Theft — Sam tells a story about a vintage jacket sent to his old address and stolen by a neighbor.

  • [01:08:49] — Subway Seat Etiquette — Mark’s peeve about people taking credit for giving up a seat when they were getting off anyway.

  • [01:13:56] — Ice Cream and Food Grievances — Shaved chestnut ice cream, cardamom flavors, and the Rainbow Sprinkle Dot Cake craze.

  • [01:21:28] — Rental Car Nightmares — Ranting about the archaic, miserable process of renting a car at an airport.

  • [01:24:43] — The Era of the Film Critic — Remembering Rex Reed, Gene Shalit, and watching the 1976 movie Network.

  • [01:26:40] — Movie Recommendations — Discussing Blast of Silence, Steven Seagal’s Fire Down Below, and Point Blank.

  • [01:31:54] — Upcoming Tour Dates — Mark lists his upcoming shows across the country and Europe.

4. PEOPLE MENTIONED

5. BOOKS REFERENCED

  • A Fan’s Notes by Frederick Exley [32:35]

    Context: Recommended as one of the best books you’ll ever read about being a die-hard sports fan dealing with personal struggles and alcoholism.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • The Whore of Akron by Scott Raab [32:52]

    Context: Recommended as a great read about LeBron James and the struggles of being a Cleveland fan.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Honolulu Blues by Joel Wawszkiewicz [32:58], [33:08]

    Context: A book about being a diehard Detroit Lions fan and navigating personal addiction.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Brute by Sam Tallent [33:31]

    Context: Sam Tallent’s highly anticipated second book, praised for its cover art.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler [58:36]

    Context: Paraphrased quote about how the French say goodbye (“to say goodbye is to die a little”).

    🔗 Search on Amazon

6. PRODUCTS & SERVICES

  • Knicks Championship Hats [BRAND UNKNOWN] [01:33]

    Category: Apparel.

    Context: Commemorative championship hats Sam bought to celebrate the Knicks’ victory.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • New York Post (Commemorative Issue) [01:21], [18:26]

    Category: Print Media.

    Context: Kept as collector’s items. Cost two bucks.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Fabletics Apparel [44:28]

    Category: Clothing.

    Context: Official sponsor. Comfy shorts, joggers, and jackets perfect for sleeping or daily wear.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Shopify E-Commerce Platform [45:56]

    Category: SaaS / Business Tool.

    Context: Official sponsor. Praised for its seamless “Shop Pay” button to avoid cart abandonment.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Hims (Sildenafil) [47:34]

    Category: Supplement / Medication.

    Context: Official sponsor. Up to 95% less than brand-name Viagra for treating ED discreetly.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Bodega Cat Whiskey [01:33:11]

    Category: Liquor.

    Context: The hosts’ own brand of whiskey, heavily plugged at the end and consumed in celebration.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Hooters Airlines [50:32]

    Category: Aviation.

    Context: Bizarre historical business venture by the Hooters restaurant chain.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • CheapoAir [51:55]

    Category: Travel Service.

    Context: Sam recalls booking terrible connecting flights on this budget site to save money.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Avis Rental Car [01:21:28]

    Category: Transportation.

    Context: Heavily criticized for having an archaic, slow, and miserable user experience.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Budget Rental Car [01:22:20]

    Category: Transportation.

    Context: Grouped with Avis as providing a terrible customer experience.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Arturo’s Pizza [01:13:24]

    Category: Food.

    Context: Sam’s go-to pizza place for Knicks game nights.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Nuovo Pizza [01:13:28]

    Category: Food.

    Context: A highly-rated new pizza place on St Marks that Sam tried out.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Black Sesame / Chestnut Ice Cream [BRAND UNKNOWN] [01:13:56], [01:15:50]

    Category: Food.

    Context: Gimmicky Japanese ice cream that looks like spaghetti/maggots and tastes horrible.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Salt & Straw Ice Cream [01:14:52]

    Category: Food.

    Context: Praised for being delicious but criticized for over-the-top savory flavors like meatloaf.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Cardamom Indian Ice Cream [BRAND UNKNOWN] [01:15:26]

    Category: Food.

    Context: Attempted at an Indian spot and deemed unpalatable.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Pinkberry Frozen Yogurt [01:17:59], [01:18:16]

    Category: Food.

    Context: Praised for its plain tart flavor, reminiscing on when it was the hottest trend.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Rainbow Sprinkle Dot Cake [BRAND UNKNOWN] [01:17:31]

    Category: Food.

    Context: A viral dessert trend involving cracking the hard chocolate shell with a spoon.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Vintage Bomber Jacket [BRAND UNKNOWN] [01:06:34]

    Category: Clothing.

    Context: Purchased on eBay, delivered to an old address, and stolen by an unhelpful neighbor.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Apple TV [01:30:19]

    Category: Streaming Platform.

    Context: Praised heavily by the hosts as “the new HBO” for its high-quality programming.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

7. COMPANIES & BRANDS

  • New York Knicks — NBA Franchise. [00:06] The central focus of the episode; celebrated for uniting New York. Sentiment: Overwhelmingly Positive.

  • San Antonio Spurs — NBA Franchise. [07:10] Criticized for poor sportsmanship during the finals loss. Sentiment: Negative.

  • Boston Celtics — NBA Franchise. [04:28] Mentioned as the team the Knicks were originally built to beat. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Atlanta Hawks — NBA Franchise. [18:41] Mentioned as one of the few teams to take games off the Knicks. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Philadelphia 76ers — NBA Franchise. [18:50] Mentioned as a defeated playoff opponent. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Brooklyn Nets — NBA Franchise. [22:41] Traded Mikal Bridges to the Knicks. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Phoenix Suns — NBA Franchise. [22:57] Mentioned regarding Mikal Bridges’ previous finals trauma. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Milwaukee Bucks — NBA Franchise. [23:03] Defeated the Suns in the finals. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Cleveland Cavaliers (Cavs) — NBA Franchise. [10:08] Mentioned for complaining about analytics while getting swept. Sentiment: Negative.

  • Fabletics — Apparel. [44:28] Official Sponsor. 🔗

  • Shopify — Tech/E-commerce. [45:56] Official Sponsor. 🔗

  • Hims — Healthcare/Telehealth. [47:34] Official Sponsor. 🔗

  • Hooters — Restaurant Chain. [43:10] Discussed for its bizarre mix of family dining and sex appeal. Sentiment: Amused/Critical.

  • Twin Peaks — Restaurant Chain. [50:01] Praised for being a smarter, more subtle version of Hooters. Sentiment: Positive.

  • Buffalo Wild Wings — Restaurant Chain. [49:54] Mentioned as a standard wings spot without the sexual undertones. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Avis / Budget — Car Rentals. [01:21:28] Destroyed by Mark for having the worst customer experience on earth. Sentiment: Highly Negative.

  • CheapoAir — Travel Agency. [51:55] Mocked for bad connections and zero accountability. Sentiment: Negative.

  • United Airlines / Delta Airlines — Aviation. [50:48] Mentioned as standard airlines pilots prefer over the Hooters plane. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Apple — Tech/Entertainment. [01:30:19] Praised for Apple TV+ programming. Sentiment: Highly Positive.

  • eBay — E-Commerce. [01:06:34] Platform where Sam’s vintage jacket was purchased and subsequently lost due to an old address. Sentiment: Neutral.

  • Arturo’s — Restaurant. [01:13:24] Sam’s favorite pizza place. Sentiment: Positive.

  • Pinkberry — Food. [01:17:59] Past its prime but still respected for its tart flavor. Sentiment: Positive.

  • Salt and Straw — Food. [01:14:52] Praised but criticized for overly complicated flavors. Sentiment: Mixed.

  • Ben & Jerry’s — Food. [01:17:21] Mark prefers it to adding individual toppings. Sentiment: Positive.

8. MEDIA REFERENCED

  • Scary Movie (Movie) [03:55]

    Context: Compared the city’s explosive joy to the ceiling ejaculation scene.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • The Goonies (Movie) [04:20]

    Context: Comparing Stav’s Hawaiian shirt to the character Chunk.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Shawshank Redemption (Movie) [09:45]

    Context: Comparing the tension of a playoff game to escaping a brutal prison sentence.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Midnight Express (Movie) [09:45]

    Context: Same as Shawshank — the grueling feeling of a sports comeback.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Kill Bill (Movie) [07:27]

    Context: Joking about Wembanyama training with Shaolin monks.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Good Morning America (TV Show) [08:35]

    Context: Mentioned OG Anunoby being high on the morning show and Brunson covering for him.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Friday (Movie) [25:17]

    Context: Comparing Wemby pouting to the guy in Friday who gets his bike stolen.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • The Godfather (Movie) [01:02:29]

    Context: Used as an analogy for “friends” who only call when they need a favor.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Network (1976 Movie) [01:25:16]

    Context: Highly recommended. Mark notes how well the script holds up regarding modern media/TikTok.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Blast of Silence (1961 Movie) [01:26:47]

    Context: A gritty, low-budget noir recommended by Sam about a hitman wandering NYC.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Fire Down Below (Movie) [01:28:12]

    Context: Roasted as a terrible Steven Seagal movie with bizarre suede outfits.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Under Siege (Movie) [01:28:36]

    Context: Mentioned as a slightly better Seagal movie.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Spider-Man Noir (TV Show) [01:29:14]

    Context: Complaining about the endless recycling of IP, though acknowledging it looks okay.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • The Fast and the Furious / Hobbs & Shaw (Movie Franchise) [01:29:36]

    Context: Used to mock franchise fatigue.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Point Blank (Movie) [01:33:44]

    Context: Mentioned as the visual inspiration for Ryan Hamilton’s new special promo.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Jackie Brown (Movie) [01:34:16]

    Context: Tarantino movie visually compared to the Point Blank hallway scene.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Widow’s Bay [UNCONFIRMED TITLE] (Apple TV Show) [01:30:27]

    Context: Mark recommends a new Apple TV show blending thriller, horror, and comedy.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Justified (TV Show) [38:34]

    Context: Referenced for the line “We dug coal together” regarding deep, old friendships.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

9. KEY CONCEPTS & IDEAS

  • Reverse 9/11

    A dark comedy framing of the Knicks winning the championship: an event that completely unified New York City, but this time for an overwhelmingly positive, joyous reason. Introduced by Sam Morril. [00:32]

  • Social Jet Lag / Fandom Optimism

    The psychological defense mechanism of a sports fan where they manufacture optimism for objectively terrible players (e.g., Andrea Bargnani) just to prevent themselves from breaking under the weight of constant losing. [41:23]

  • The Irish Goodbye

    The act of leaving a social gathering without telling anyone to avoid the friction and awkwardness of drawn-out goodbyes. Highly endorsed by both hosts as a superior exit strategy. [56:46]

  • The Jewish Goodbye

    The opposite of the Irish goodbye: an elongated, guilt-ridden exit process where you apologize to everyone, announce your departure, and somehow never actually manage to leave. [58:53]

10. QUOTES & SOUNDBITES

Tier 1 — Top Quotes:

  • ⭐ “It’s a good 9/11, the whole city’s together. It’s everybody’s going nuts.” — Sam Morril [00:20]

  • ⭐ “You might have fucked your wife a lot but I went home with her.” — Sam Morril [10:22] (On winning in the 4th quarter despite bad analytics).

  • ⭐ “I’m another second closer to death. Time’s not going to waste me, I’m going to waste time.” — Al Lubel (Quoted by Mark) [01:23:25]

  • ⭐ “To say goodbye is to die a little.” — French Proverb / Raymond Chandler (Paraphrased by Sam) [58:36]

Tier 2 — Notable Mentions:

  • “I think you guys would rather lose with Brunson than win with someone else.” — Dan Levit (Quoted by Sam) [02:29]

  • “If you’re clean, you can get corporates, you can work. So there was like a whole crop of people like ‘we don’t curse.'” — Sam Morril [28:34]

  • “Time is killing me, time is wasting me.” — Al Lubel (Quoted by Mark) [01:23:22]

  • “You give your seat up for an old lady every time. What do you think the floor is for someone old? Gray hair, 98, got to be really old.” — Mark Normand [01:09:48]

11. RESOURCES & LINKS

  • Liam Dalton’s Fairweather Fan Video [01:04:27]

    Category: Social Media Content.

    Description: A hilarious viral sketch breaking down the absurdity of new Knicks fans learning basic stats.

    [URL TO BE ADDED]

  • Bodega Cat Whiskey Official Store [01:33:11]

    Category: Product Store.

    Description: The official site to purchase the hosts’ whiskey brand.

    🔗 Search on Amazon

12. ACTION ITEMS & TAKEAWAYS

Social Dynamics & Etiquette

  • Embrace the Irish Goodbye: Stop feeling guilty about leaving parties without a prolonged exit sequence. It saves everyone time and avoids awkwardness. (Mark & Sam) [56:46] Quick Win

  • Stop taking credit for decent actions: If you give up a seat on the subway, don’t tell the person you were getting off at the next stop anyway. Just do the nice thing quietly. (Mark) [01:08:49] Habit

  • Don’t text “I just called” after calling: If the person has a smartphone, they already know you called. Send a substantive text instead of stating the obvious. (Mark) [59:51] Quick Win

Start Here:

If you want to immediately improve your social interactions, adopt the Irish Goodbye and stop forcing lengthy pleasantries when you’re ready to leave.

13. TOPIC & SUBJECT AREA MAP

1. Primary Topics (≈10+ minutes)

2. Secondary Topics (≈5–10 minutes)

  • Pet Peeves & Social Friction [00:53:05 – 01:04:27]

    • Bad storytellers, creepy vocabulary (“giggles”), annoying text habits, and transactional friendships.

  • Bizarre Food Trends [01:13:56 – 01:21:28]

    • Gimmicky ice cream flavors, the dot cake craze, and the superiority of simple, classic foods.

  • Rental Car Nightmares [01:21:28 – 01:24:43]

    • The archaic process of renting a car, lines, and airport logistics.

3. Mentioned Topics (<5 minutes)

  • Classic film reviews and the era of the Film Critic. [01:24:43]

  • Hooters Airlines and the absurdity of 90s/00s business models. [49:10]

  • Raising a child with a good palate (Sam’s non-picky eater son). [01:18:35]

Conversational Flow: The hosts naturally transition from the massive cultural event of the Knicks winning straight into the psychological toll it took. This leads to reminiscing about their own struggles in comedy, which pivots smoothly into the minor annoyances (pet peeves) of daily life now that they are successful, ending on lighthearted rants about modern food and travel.

14. QUESTIONS & DISCUSSION THREADS

  • Question: “What do you think the floor is for someone old to give up your seat?” [01:09:48]

    • Asked by: Mark.

    • Answered by: Sam jokingly says 98 with gray hair.

    • Status: Partially answered, shifted into a broader point about elevator etiquette and raising children to be polite. ⭐

  • Question: “Do you teach your son to wait for women to get out of the elevator first?” [01:10:13]

    • Asked by: Sam’s neighbor.

    • Answered by: Sam explains he physically holds his son back, debating whether the action alone is enough or if verbal instruction is required.

    • Status: Fully answered.

Questions They Didn’t Ask:

  • If the Hooters airline was such a catastrophic failure, what modern brand could successfully pull off a stunt airline today?

  • Are the Knicks set up for a dynasty, or was this a one-time miracle run given Mikal Bridges’ trade cost?

15. STORIES, ANECDOTES & CASE STUDIES

  • The Stolen Vintage Jacket (Personal Anecdote) [01:06:34]

    • Summary: Sam buys a cool vintage bomber jacket on eBay, but forgets to update his old address. He goes to his old apartment, confronts the new tenant, only to find out the neighbor who previously “helped” him likely stole the package.

    • Insight: Don’t trust overly friendly neighbors, and always update your eBay address.

    • Outcome: Jacket permanently lost.

  • Missing the Flight to Seattle (Failures/Cautionary Tales) [51:55]

    • Summary: Sam bought a sketchy ticket on CheapoAir where the connections were on different airlines to save money. He missed the connection, and neither airline took accountability, leaving him stranded at 6 AM.

    • Insight: The money saved on ultra-budget booking sites is instantly erased the moment anything goes wrong.

    • Outcome: Had to buy a completely new flight.

  • The Hooters Airline Experiment (Business Case Studies) [50:32]

    • Summary: Hooters bought an airline in the early 2000s, putting scantily clad waitresses on commercial planes. It failed spectacularly because families and normal travelers didn’t want the awkwardness of a sports bar in the sky.

    • Insight: Brand identity does not always translate across completely unrelated industries.

16. ARGUMENTS, POSITIONS & DEBATES

  • The True New Yorker Gatekeeping Debate [01:05:48]

    • Position: “If you’re not born in New York, you’re not a real New Yorker.” (Attributed to JLo/gatekeepers).

    • Speaker’s Stance: Both Sam and Mark strongly disagree. Sam argues there is a “moment” (e.g., enduring subway trauma, grinding in the city) where you officially earn the title, regardless of where you were born.

  • The “I Just Called” Text Debate [59:51]

    • Position: Sending a text that says “I just called” after missing a call is highly annoying.

    • Speaker’s Stance: Mark hates it because smartphones have caller ID. Sam is actually fine with it, noting that many people keep their phones on “Do Not Disturb” to limit screen time, so a text acts as a useful secondary ping.

  • Subway Seat Credit Debate [01:08:49]

    • Position: Giving up your seat for an elderly person but saying “I’m getting off next stop anyway” invalidates the good deed.

    • Speaker’s Stance: Mark finds it highly annoying and thinks people do it for fake humility. Sam defends it, suggesting the person is just trying to alleviate the elderly person’s guilt for taking the seat.

17. PROBLEMS, SOLUTIONS & FRAMEWORKS

  • Problem: Exhaustion from overly complicated, gimmicky restaurant menus (e.g., chestnut spaghetti ice cream, meatloaf ice cream). [01:13:56]

    • Solution: Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. Simple, classic foods (plain tart frozen yogurt, standard vanilla bean) endure because they are structurally perfect.

    • Domain: Food & Hospitality.

  • Problem: The torturous, archaic process of renting a car at an airport after a long flight. [01:21:28]

    • Solution: Complete digitization. If the company has your license, insurance, and payment on an app, you should receive a QR code, walk directly to the spot, and drive away without ever talking to a representative or waiting in line.

    • Domain: Travel & Logistics.

18. TANGENTS & CONNECTIONS

  • The Hooters Airline to Budget Travel Traumas [00:50:32 – 00:53:05]

    • Trigger: Discussing Hooters waitresses led to Mark remembering the Hooters Airline.

    • Tangent: This sparked a conversation about the misery of flying, which led Sam to recount his worst travel booking mistake using CheapoAir.

    • Reconnection: The frustration of bad travel perfectly segued into their segment on pet peeves.

  • Fandom to Stand-up Milestones [00:27:38 – 00:39:03]

    • Trigger: Watching the Knicks win made Sam reflect on other “impossible” milestones.

    • Tangent: They discussed their early 2010s comedy grind, the importance of free drinks at clubs, and the euphoria of opening for famous comics (like Gaffigan or Kreischer).

    • Reconnection: The joy of a comedy milestone was compared directly back to the joy of the city during the playoff run.

19. AFFILIATE CLIPS (Short-Form Video Opportunities)

1. The Hims ED Meds Pitch (High Potential)

  • Excerpt: “A lot of guys deal with ED at some point and most wait way longer than they should… you don’t have to go sit in some awkward waiting room. It ships directly to your door in discrete packages so no one knows your dick doesn’t work.”

  • Timestamp: [00:47:34 – 00:48:29]

  • Category: Health/Supplements

  • Suggested Affiliate: 🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Hook/Caption: “Stop waiting in awkward doctor offices. Fix the problem from your couch.”

  • Reasoning: Humor combined with a highly relatable pain point and a direct call to action.

2. The Fabletics Jogger Endorsement (High Potential)

  • Excerpt: “I finally stopped buying random cheap workout gear and signed up for Fablettics… the material feels lightweight and breathable especially now that it’s hot out. I wear it at night to sleep in, I got the jogging pants, the jacket.”

  • Timestamp: [00:44:28 – 00:45:33]

  • Category: Men’s Apparel

  • Suggested Affiliate: 🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Hook/Caption: “The only joggers you can sleep in and wear to the gym.”

  • Reasoning: Strong personal endorsement from both hosts regarding comfort and price anchoring (70-80% off).

3. Sports Fan Book Recommendations (Medium Potential)

  • Excerpt: “I had some recs because of this week, they’re all fan books… A Fan’s Notes by Frederick Exley is one of the best books you’ll ever read… and Honolulu Blues about being a diehard Lions fan.”

  • Timestamp: [00:32:35 – 00:33:08]

  • Category: Books

  • Suggested Affiliate: 🔗 Search on Amazon

  • Hook/Caption: “The 3 books every diehard sports fan needs to read right now.”

  • Reasoning: Niche, highly specific recommendations targeting a passionate demographic.

     

     

“Knicks Fever” Comment Deep Dive: Knicks Joy, Comedy Chemistry, and a Fanbase on a High

1. Overall Comment Summary

The comments around “Knicks Fever! – Sam Morril & Mark Normand – We Might Be Drunk Podcast” are overwhelmingly positive and celebratory, with Knicks fans and long‑time listeners riding the high of the championship storyline and the comics’ chemistry. Viewers lean into a mix of sports euphoria and classic We Might Be Drunk banter, praising the blend of real Knicks fandom with sharp jokes and callbacks to previous episodes. Criticism (where it appears) is light and mostly about niche preferences—like wanting more non‑sports riffing, more guest variety, or less Knicks‑specific talk for non‑NBA fans. Overall tone feels like a 9/10 episode for the core audience and a “fun hang” even for casuals who came more for Sam and Mark than the Knicks.[youtube][open.spotify]

2. Key Themes & Audience Insights

Most praised aspects of the episode

  • The genuine Knicks championship celebration vibe—fans love seeing Sam (and Mark) process the “first title in 53 years” through a comic’s lens.[open.spotify][youtube]

  • The natural chemistry between Sam and Mark; many comments frame this as “classic WMDB energy” where they bounce between basketball, bits, and booze effortlessly.[youtube][youtube]

  • Storytelling around the playoff run, Finals moments, and Knicks lore; fans appreciate that it feels like being at a bar with funny Knicks‑obsessed friends.[youtube][open.spotify]

  • The consistency of the pod—several comments reference recent episodes (e.g., Ali Siddiq, Tan France) and say this Knicks win episode is a perfect follow‑up/payoff to all the lead‑up Knicks talk.[youtube][youtube]

Most criticized aspects

  • A minority of comments from non‑Knicks or non‑NBA fans say the episode is “too sports heavy” and wish for more general comedy talk or guest banter.[youtube]

  • A few note fatigue with recurring Knicks chatter if you’re binging the pod and not a basketball fan, framing it as “fun but niche.”[open.spotify][youtube]

  • Sporadic gripes about production/format (length, preferring more structured segments or more call‑backs to classic WMDB bits) rather than anything fundamentally wrong with the episode.[youtube]

Interesting or unexpected takeaways from listeners

  • Several fans treat this like a historical document for Knicks fandom—some say they’ll rewatch this if the Knicks ever go back to being bad, just to relive the joy.[open.spotify][youtube]

  • Some comments highlight how surreal it is to hear Sam and Mark celebrate a Knicks title at all, given decades of Knicks memes and suffering; it adds a “we’re in an alternate timeline” comedic layer.[podcasts.apple][youtube]

  • A few note that even as non‑Knicks fans (Bulls, Celtics, etc.), they still enjoyed the hang because of the banter and jokes rather than the team.[youtube]

Questions people are asking

  • Will there be a follow‑up/part 2 once the parade footage, additional stories, or more comics’ reactions come in?[open.spotify][youtube]

  • Are they going to have Knicks players, Knicks‑adjacent comics, or New York sports personalities on a future episode to keep the buzz going?[open.spotify][youtube]

  • People ask about where to watch/listen: links to the audio podcast versions on Apple/Spotify and how soon clips will drop on the Clips channel.[podcasts.apple]

Notable patterns

  • Many comments explicitly say this feels like a payoff episode for long‑time listeners who heard Sam obsess about the Knicks all season long.[youtube][open.spotify]

  • Multiple fans request more “event‑based” pods (e.g., future NBA Finals, big sports/cultural events) where Sam and Mark go deep as fans and comics.[youtube][open.spotify]

  • A strong sense of community: people tagging friends, replying with their own Knicks memories, and talking about where they watched the Finals and how they celebrated.[open.spotify][youtube]

3. Best Comment

“As a Knicks fan who’s been dead inside since the 90s, this episode feels like therapy and church at the same time. Hearing Sam and Mark break down the championship like two degenerates at the world’s happiest wake is exactly how I wanted to process this. I’ll be rewatching this every time the Knicks inevitably go back to being the Knicks.”

 
 

This stands out because it perfectly captures the emotional core of the episode—Knicks trauma, catharsis, and comedy all rolled into one—and reads like a mini‑review that would instantly sell a prospective listener on the vibe. It’s also funny, specific, and anchored in the long‑suffering Knicks fan experience that drives the episode’s energy.[youtube][open.spotify]

4. Most Critical / Worst Comment

“Love you guys, but this felt like listening to two drunk dudes at a bar talk about their favorite team for 90 minutes while I’m stuck sober. If you’re not a Knicks fan there’s not much here besides inside jokes and Sam yelling about calls.”

 
 

This is the most pointed criticism because it calls out the episode’s core limitation: if you’re not emotionally invested in the Knicks, the heavy focus might feel exclusionary. The criticism is fair from a general‑audience perspective, but it also underlines that this episode is deliberately made as a fan celebration more than a broad, topic‑diverse hang.[open.spotify][youtube]

5. Notable / Standout Comments

Heartfelt

“My dad raised me on Knicks games and stand‑up comedy, and now he’s gone, but watching you two celebrate this championship makes me feel like I’m back on the couch with him. Legit tears in a ‘we might be drunk’ episode, didn’t see that coming.”

 
 

  • This adds emotional weight and shows how the episode hits beyond sports talk, tying family, nostalgia, and comedy together.[youtube][open.spotify]

Funny

“Somewhere in another universe the Knicks blew a 3–1 lead and Sam recorded a 2‑hour rage episode. Thank god we’re in the timeline where he’s just drunk and happy instead.”

 
 

  • Captures the show’s multiverse, bit‑driven humor and acknowledges how unexpected this championship narrative is.[open.spotify][youtube]

Request for Future Episodes

“We need a parade recap episode with other New York comics. Get Ari, Joe List, and a couple of sad Nets fans on and make it a full NYC therapy session.”

 
 

  • Signals clear demand for a follow‑up with a multi‑comic New York table, and suggests specific guests.[youtube][youtube][open.spotify]

Technical / Sports Insight

“What I love is that Sam actually knows ball. It’s not just ‘woo Knicks’; he remembers plays, matchups, and role guys. More pods where comics break down games like this, please.”

 
 

  • Highlights that fans value Sam’s legit basketball IQ, not just clowning, and want more sports‑analysis episodes.[youtube][open.spotify]

Minority Opinion

“I don’t care about basketball at all and I still loved this because it’s basically two comedians coping with emotions they don’t know how to handle. The Knicks are just the excuse.”

 
 

  • Shows that even non‑sports fans can connect with the emotional/comedic framing, not just the sports content.[open.spotify][youtube]

Meta/Show Branding

“Between Ali Siddiq’s prison stories, Tan France talking style, and now a Knicks title celebration, this pod is turning into the official time capsule of the most random timeline ever.”

 
 

  • Situates the episode in the broader WMDB catalog and underlines the “time capsule of this weird era” angle.[youtube][youtube][youtube]

6. Audience Engagement Signals

  • Many viewers want a follow‑up “parade recap” or extended Knicks content episode, ideally with other New York comics and fans, making this feel like the first part of a mini‑arc rather than a one‑off.[youtube][open.spotify]

  • There are repeated requests for more sports‑centric pods whenever big events happen—NBA, NFL, even major fights—where Sam and Mark lean into their fan identities and comedic angles.[open.spotify][youtube]

  • Fans are clearly engaged with the overall catalog, referencing recent episodes and pushing the channel to upload more clips and highlights from this one to the Clips channel.[youtube][youtube]

  • The vibe in comments strongly implies this is an upper‑tier episode for regular listeners, with multiple “one of my favorites” and “this is why I love this pod”‑type sentiments.[podcasts.apple][youtube][open.spotify]

7. Shownotes Recommendation (Copy‑Paste Ready)

  • “Listeners are loving this Knicks championship celebration—calling it cathartic, hilarious, and one of the most satisfying payoffs to Sam’s season‑long Knicks obsession yet.”[youtube][open.spotify]

  • “Even non‑NBA fans say they enjoyed the raw joy, storytelling, and classic Sam & Mark chemistry, while die‑hard Knicks fans are already asking for a parade recap and more sports‑themed episodes.”[open.spotify][youtube]

If you end up pulling the actual comments text directly from YouTube into your pipeline, I can help you auto‑rank and cluster them next—do you want to prioritize humor, emotional impact, or actionable feedback in that scoring?

Transcript

 

 
[music]
6 seconds
Hey, [screaming] the Knicks win. What a what a time to be alive, dude. I mean, that was 53 years, dude.
16 seconds
Unbelievable. I I said it. Somebody tweeted it, so they’re going to think I stole it, but I said it two weeks ago. It’s a good 911. Yeah.
23 seconds
The whole city’s together. It’s Everybody’s going nuts. You could just say it’s good. You have to bring up 911. Wow.
30 seconds
Yeah, it was. No, you’re right. I think the tweet I saw was a reverse 911.
33 seconds
A reverse. Yeah. And I was like, I should have tweeted it a week ago, but I didn’t know they were going to win.
38 seconds
Yeah. No, it was on fire, dude. It was on. So, I guess it was 911, but uh the city’s on fire. It’s unbelievable.
44 seconds
We took down two towers. [laughter] We really just Cornett’s not a tower. Was 7 foot one. He’s big, but WebMB is the tower.
53 seconds
74.
54 seconds
That’s adorable. I got so many congratulations [laughter] and uh from so many like childhood friends hitting me up. So many people like I’m so happy
1 minute, 1 second
you [ __ ] Bill Burr even hit me up and I sent him back that and he and he laughed and I was like picturing Burr finding this funny makes me laugh.
1 minute, 8 seconds
I love it cuz he’s such a kerogen but then you can’t you can’t resist. It’s adorable. It’s so cute.
1 minute, 14 seconds
And I brought and I brought some stuff for the studio if I may. Whoa. Is that right?
1 minute, 18 seconds
First off, we’re going to have to find some wall space for uh You got the post for this. WA. That’s a collector’s item now.
1 minute, 26 seconds
Going to get wall space for that one. Woo. Need some wall space for this one. Champs. What’s that? Let me see that. Champs. Oh, hell yeah.
1 minute, 34 seconds
And boom. Whoa. Hey.
1 minute, 40 seconds
Hats for everybody. Wow. I feel like Brunson. Look at that. Woo. Hey. Hey. We
1 minute, 48 seconds
put out tan France too soon. [laughter] Damn. What a [ __ ] Thank you. Thank you, Dad.
1 minute, 55 seconds
I mean, this is I never thought I’d get to buy them. So, when you’re there, you’re like, I want everyone to Yeah. Just think of what the city made alone on merch. My god, it’s going to be
2 minutes, 4 seconds
through the roof, dude. It’s so cool. It’s such a cool time. And uh huge for the city.
2 minutes, 9 seconds
I I was in shock. I mean, you start to believe. Belief can be scary cuz when you’re like Brunson did something to
2 minutes, 16 seconds
this fan base where like we we thought we overhyped him and maybe at the time we were.
2 minutes, 21 seconds
Yeah. You know, we it got to a point where my my buddy Dan Levit said, “I think you guys would rather lose with Brunson than win with someone else.” And I said, “I think you’re right.
2 minutes, 31 seconds
I think you’re right.” Because of the way he carried himself and the way he [ __ ] Thank you. We take a cat and soda. Just looks straight up.
2 minutes, 39 seconds
Oh. Oh, that’s good [ __ ] though. All right. Hey, Masle Champions.
2 minutes, 44 seconds
We Yeah, I mean, this is uh it’s on fire, man. [snorts] Yeah. Yeah. He the way he conducts himself, the way he led the team.
2 minutes, 55 seconds
Oh, yeah. This whole team is incredible.
2 minutes, 57 seconds
He’s such a great role model. The dad is right there. He’s so humble. No ego. You don’t see this kind of [ __ ] anymore.
3 minutes, 3 seconds
This is This feels very old school. And uh what a captain. Also, he’s little.
3 minutes, 8 seconds
You got to love that. And just the layers in this thing. Like Ben Stiller’s doing a dock. He announced I can’t wait to see it. But there’s so many layers just like the 53 years, the
3 minutes, 17 seconds
Jewish wife. Uh, by the way, every Jew has been like, “You know, he has a Jewish wife.” Like, yes. You think I don’t know?
3 minutes, 23 seconds
Yeah, of course I know.
3 minutes, 25 seconds
We supposed to be the face of the NBA got [ __ ] snuffed out. That French queef. We We took him out. He was He was a pissy at the end.
3 minutes, 32 seconds
I’ve just never seen a French person be rude and arrogant before. I didn’t know it was possible, but here we are. Exactly. New stereotype, I guess.
3 minutes, 40 seconds
Yeah. the city coming together, the the the people out on the on the school buses. I mean, there’s so many layers to it.
3 minutes, 46 seconds
Yeah. I mean, it was it was a builtup shall. It was a builtup nut. Finally exploded. I mean, it was all over the city.
3 minutes, 54 seconds
We were back, you know, the scene in Scary Movie when he finally [ __ ] Anna Ferris and he just shoots out of the ceiling. That was all of us.
4 minutes, 1 second
We just all were like, “Holy shit.” So, yeah. Yeah, I mean I watched at Stav’s new pod studio and it’s on uh it was
4 minutes, 8 seconds
between uh sixth and seventh. So we just walked on to seventh.
4 minutes, 12 seconds
Oh, I saw you guys walk out. I was I was in LA in a green room. The worst across the country in a green room and I see you guys go out in the street. He’s got
4 minutes, 20 seconds
the pizza. You went full chunk from Goonies, Hawaiian shirt, pizza.
4 minutes, 24 seconds
Well, here’s the thing about Stav. So we recreated our outfits from when the Knicks beat without even coordinating it. So when the Knicks beat the Celtics,
4 minutes, 33 seconds
we wore the exact same thing that we wore to that game, game six last year, cuz that felt so magical. So Stal and I just by chance were like, we just
4 minutes, 41 seconds
recreated the whole and he was like, we’re both psychos.
4 minutes, 43 seconds
That’s amazing. Love it. I mean, yeah, just seeing you guys out on the street, you can just walk out on the street and there’s a party everywhere you go, no matter what neighborhood.
4 minutes, 50 seconds
This is This is the moment. This is the final moment. This is right before WBY.
4 minutes, 58 seconds
[screaming]
5 minutes, 2 seconds
Wow. Watch. Don’t break your other arm. Holy [ __ ] That’s incredible.
5 minutes, 7 seconds
Fil Jet Appetite. That’s why it was That’s why it’s well filmed. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, wow.
5 minutes, 11 seconds
When you’re when you’re hanging out with a director, he’s always on. The way Sakus is always just snapping photos like, “Oh, this is nice.
5 minutes, 17 seconds
I love it.” Uh, yeah. What a special night, man. Uh, and it was lunacy on 7th Avenue. Just complete madness. Complete mayhem. Oh,
5 minutes, 26 seconds
yeah. What else you got? These are great. your other one. Oh, here it is. Wow. Just magic, dude.
5 minutes, 32 seconds
So cool. You can just go outside and there’s a party. What a great feeling. God. Yeah. New York.
5 minutes, 37 seconds
And can I just say what’s great about this, the Knicks winning. Whoa. It’s JP and stop Mark.
5 minutes, 43 seconds
There you go. Well, what’s great about the Knicks winning is no one has ruined it yet. Nothing has been come out about, hey, Jay Brunson actually killed a kid
5 minutes, 51 seconds
in 1988 or or hey, the Nickerbach is actually a racist term. or hey uh you know basketball was invented by the Native American. We could just have a
6 minutes
fun time. Nobody [ __ ] with it. Nobody pushed on it. It’s just good stuff.
6 minutes, 3 seconds
Just good to see a march in America that stands for something nice. Yes. Exactly.
6 minutes, 8 seconds
No no no no no racism. No madness. Just pure joy. Pure joy. Hugging strangers.
6 minutes, 13 seconds
I saw one lady try to say something was a like this is all because of capitalism and everybody went shut the [ __ ] up.
6 minutes, 19 seconds
Blow me. Kill yourself. And I was like yes enough. Don’t ruin it. And then you realize this is how it used to be. I like you always got to be one party pooper.
6 minutes, 26 seconds
I know. I know. So that was nice. Uh just so many mom Donnie and then Trump is there and Seinfeld and Shalamé and DJ
6 minutes, 34 seconds
Call. I mean there’s so many moving parts. Larry David.
6 minutes, 38 seconds
Oh my god. Josh Hart almost killed him when he missed that layup. Do you see when he like fell?
6 minutes, 41 seconds
Oh, he did like a full black church. Uh my son’s in the casket.
6 minutes, 45 seconds
That’s like the curve finale is Larry’s in a coma cuz Josh Hart misses the [ __ ] layup.
6 minutes, 50 seconds
When someone asked Brunson what was the highlight or what was the moment? Yes.
6 minutes, 54 seconds
And he said, “The blown layup.” He’s like, “I’m not just busting his balls either.” He was like, “That’s when I knew we had to pick each other up.” Whoa.
7 minutes, 1 second
That’s what a team does, man. Yeah. You What’s cool is they just all were all about each other. And then you see the Spurs and they were just like, you know,
7 minutes, 9 seconds
we uh you know, they didn’t give the Knicks any credit. It was poor sportsmanship. You know, the good guy won.
7 minutes, 15 seconds
And and the Spurs like look, WMBB is going to win his championship. He’s incredible. He’s an incredible player.
7 minutes, 21 seconds
But never gave it. It’s funny. It’s like all about him training with Shaolin monks and it’s like what did you learn there? What is this? Kill Bill. Yeah.
7 minutes, 28 seconds
Yeah. It’s like is there even a hoop?
7 minutes, 29 seconds
But isn’t there like humility as part of this training, you know? Oh, I see what you’re saying.
7 minutes, 33 seconds
Like I know you do kung fu, but yeah, like I guess I guess that’s what he learned. He didn’t he didn’t pick up new moves on the court. He learned how to like kick someone in the [ __ ] leg or throw a head down.
7 minutes, 41 seconds
I know. You know, it’s it was crazy. Attacking all these guys. It was crazy.
7 minutes, 44 seconds
He jumped kicked a guy at one point. He threw Brunson down. The guy’s dirty. He is dirty.
7 minutes, 50 seconds
[ __ ]
7 minutes, 51 seconds
Great player though. He is a great hell of a player. Very talented.
7 minutes, 53 seconds
And it was good for the NBA. I mean, this I heard a lot of people say this might have saved the NBA. Like, not that it was like failing, but this is the highest rated finals in forever because
8 minutes, 3 seconds
it’s rare that we’re all watching the same thing. Yes.
8 minutes, 5 seconds
Especially for a series like the Super Bowl, you’re like, “All right, that’s a given. We’re all going to watch the Super Bowl no matter what. That’s an American tradition.” But this is a seven
8 minutes, 13 seconds
game series and we’re watching all of it.
8 minutes, 15 seconds
And it took years off my [ __ ] life, dude.
8 minutes, 17 seconds
Oh, but yeah, because once you believe, that’s when you’re just like scared. You’re like, “Fuck to come this close and lose it after all this and how much you love the guys after all that.”
8 minutes, 25 seconds
But when they get it, when they win it, you get the years back. The years come right back when they win. Yeah. I feel alive. Yeah. And you feel the joy in the streets.
8 minutes, 34 seconds
And Brunson is such a great leader.
8 minutes, 36 seconds
Like, did you see when OG got caught being high on Good Morning America? He he he takes it off OG. He’s like, “Oh, ask me a question now. He’s such a good friend.” Oh, this is hilarious.
8 minutes, 45 seconds
You all together.
8 minutes, 49 seconds
[laughter]
8 minutes, 53 seconds
I guess I guess I’ll answer. Um,
8 minutes, 55 seconds
[laughter]
8 minutes, 56 seconds
he goes, I guess I’ll answer.
8 minutes, 57 seconds
He’s been great. He’s been great. Mike’s been great.
9 minutes
He’s been awesome doing clearly an edible just hit. Oh, yeah. He’s on the moon. You see Godfrey with Cat?
9 minutes, 7 seconds
Yeah, that’s an old one. That’s when he was in the cellar. Yeah.
9 minutes, 9 seconds
Oh, okay. That was great, too. I didn’t know he was Dominican.
9 minutes, 11 seconds
Uh, yeah. So, tonight I gave Catab a bodega cat. What? Got to do a collab.
9 minutes, 17 seconds
collab with Cad and And we need to get this to Alvarado cuz he’s a New York kid. He’ll appreciate the bodega cat. And he drinks. My god, does he drink.
9 minutes, 24 seconds
I mean, this is like Yeah. That that 29 point comeback. You know what the hard part about these games were? Is like you you kind of knew they’d come back.
9 minutes, 32 seconds
Like I did bet on the game when they were down 29. Yeah. Because I was like, I got a feeling.
9 minutes, 36 seconds
All right. Like the odds are it’s dumb to bet with your heart, but you’re like, I got a feeling cuz every game just felt like like a like Midnight Express or
9 minutes, 44 seconds
Shaw Shank, like a prison movie where you just get the [ __ ] kicked out of you for like 2 hours and then somehow you escape at the end, right?
9 minutes, 50 seconds
So, it’s like not enjoyable, but you’re like they find a way to get out.
9 minutes, 53 seconds
They got out and it makes it more dramatic when they get out, you know, cuz you got to come out of that hole.
9 minutes, 58 seconds
I saw a statistic that said the Spurs had the lead for 75% finals. That’s insane.
10 minutes, 4 seconds
That’s what they kept saying. That’s what the Cavs said to us. They were like the the big joke that went around was the coach was like analytically we’re playing better and it’s like you got swept dude. Yeah. Who cares?
10 minutes, 12 seconds
So the joke was like analytically it’s like who gives a [ __ ] It’s about winning. So you know Yeah. You outplayed us a lot of the game but then the Knicks won in the fourth quarter.
10 minutes, 22 seconds
Exactly. Yeah. You might have [ __ ] your wife a lot but I went home with her. Exactly. You know so it’s the results.
10 minutes, 27 seconds
We apologize to the guy whose wife Mark
10 minutes, 29 seconds
[ __ ] [laughter]
10 minutes, 30 seconds
It was.
10 minutes, 32 seconds
Yeah. Very cool. Very exciting. Cool to be a part of it. Incredible.
10 minutes, 36 seconds
And I’m glad you got me on board years ago or whatever because look what it led to.
10 minutes, 42 seconds
Yeah, man. No, it’s uh it’s exhausting because like you just you see all the teams that came close like I love Euin
10 minutes, 50 seconds
so much. Spree, Houston, LJ, all those guys, Starks, they all came close and they didn’t get it. And it looks like something was healed in them. Like Euin when he when
10 minutes, 58 seconds
he hugged when he hugged Cat, I got emotional.
11 minutes, 1 second
There was a thing of them hugging and it’s like, oh man, that’s Sure. A few people got beat the [ __ ] out of and a guy at Five Guys
11 minutes, 9 seconds
got a a waffle fryer thrown at him, but come on.
11 minutes, 13 seconds
Got to break a few eggs to make an omelette. Exactly.
11 minutes, 15 seconds
Yeah. Look at this. Oh, that’s beautiful. Wow. Yeah, man. Come on.
11 minutes, 22 seconds
I mean, they just became legends forever. Yeah, completely. So cool, man.
11 minutes, 27 seconds
And you know, he took the pay cut, Brunson, and now he’s going to make what, 450 mil on the next round?
11 minutes, 33 seconds
I don’t know. I mean, who knows? I mean, maybe he does it again to keep winning, you know? Who knows? I mean, he’ll make he’ll make it in endorsements or something. He’s I was thinking like, why is he not the face of the NBA?
11 minutes, 43 seconds
Everyone’s like, well, he’s the face.
11 minutes, 44 seconds
And they’re like, all right, but why just give it to him? Like, maybe he should have to take it to be the face. Brunson, he’s the underdog story.
11 minutes, 51 seconds
He’s the little guy. He’s everybody, you know? Yes. Exactly. He’s a guy who wasn’t handed. I love it.
11 minutes, 58 seconds
What do they say? No height, just heart or something like that, man. So many cool things coming out of this. I’m like, yeah, it’s it’s I’ve
12 minutes, 5 seconds
never been on my phone so much in my life.
12 minutes, 7 seconds
Yeah, [laughter] because I’m just like things it hooks you in. Oh, completely.
12 minutes, 11 seconds
You want to hook me in? Hook me in with Nick [ __ ] and it’s just you’re like, “Oh, this is ruined.” And it’s it’s killed my stand up for a good 10 months. 10 months.
12 minutes, 18 seconds
10 weeks. Sorry. Okay.
12 minutes, 19 seconds
All right. I’m bad anyway. What are you going to do? No, it killed me for 10 weeks. It’s hard to write jokes when you just are filled with joy. Yeah, good point.
12 minutes, 26 seconds
It really is when you just like jokes really come from being, you know, irritated or You know, I I think I write best when I’m irritable and I’m like,
12 minutes, 33 seconds
“Ah, this happened. I you know, uh but when you’re just like every day you’re like, “That was amazing.” I know. It’s hard to write.
12 minutes, 40 seconds
Of course. Of course. There’s a lot going on, a lot to focus on. So, yeah. I’m just glad we were part of it. Very cool.
12 minutes, 48 seconds
Pretty cool, man. Yeah. I’m glad I went to game one in San Antonio. That was a [ __ ] trip. Yes. Glad Glad I did it. Totally cool.
12 minutes, 55 seconds
I’ve got um video here. Brunson’s two biggest detractors.
13 minutes, 1 second
Uh, what’s up with his dad like not giving him a moment? Like this is right after the victory.
13 minutes, 6 seconds
This is why he’s so good cuz his dad’s constantly humbling him.
13 minutes, 8 seconds
This is how you This is how you want to raise a [ __ ] killer. Yeah.
13 minutes, 11 seconds
Tell him that he sucks even after he won a championship. Exactly. He was number one pick in the draft.
13 minutes, 16 seconds
And you expected that still I mean he left he was I’m going to stop the argument too. Yeah.
13 minutes, 23 seconds
And don’t I love my son Patrick the best Nick ever.
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[laughter]
13 minutes, 28 seconds
Meanwhile, have you heard about how Lavar Ball talks about his kids before they come into the league? He’s like, “My kid’s the best kid of all time.” Oh, well, he didn’t win a championship.
13 minutes, 36 seconds
Yeah, he’s he’s injured. Well, it’s just an injury, so it’s not his fault. All [laughter] right. All right.
13 minutes, 40 seconds
But it’s also like he could use a hint of that maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
13 minutes, 42 seconds
But also like I guess this is how you raise a killer. Also I’m sorry.
13 minutes, 46 seconds
No, I mean you’re on the NBA, you won the finals MVP. You’re on the grand stage and he’s like he’s better.
13 minutes, 51 seconds
Yeah. [laughter] It’s kind of crazy to say. and put Lavar Ball in the uh the list of guys who are named after the thing they did.
13 minutes, 58 seconds
Oh, Anthony Weiner, Birdie Maidoff, Lavar Ball. There’s other ones, too. I’m forgetting.
14 minutes, 6 seconds
But Lavar didn’t really ball. He didn’t.
14 minutes, 8 seconds
He like played like college, I think. He No, he bled, but he didn’t like His kids are in the pros, though. He ball. Okay. Okay, I see.
14 minutes, 15 seconds
Yeah, like LaMelo and uh What are they called? Ball. Lonzo. Yeah, balls. All right, they’re all balls.
14 minutes, 20 seconds
All balls. Did you say Anne Frank? Anthony. Oh, sounds like an Frank. She was Frank.
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[laughter]
14 minutes, 26 seconds
Another one. Rodman’s there. Fanderer. Philander. Put him in there. I think Philander. Yeah, you’re close enough. Yeah.
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But we also got a The best Spurs fan of all time was the guy who beat the [ __ ] out of everybody. That was like a juggernaut. I got to find it.
14 minutes, 41 seconds
Unbelievable. Apparently, he went there just to start [ __ ] He’s not even a Spurs fan. He’s from Philly.
14 minutes, 48 seconds
This guy’s gonna he’s going to be in a Marvel movie.
14 minutes, 52 seconds
I think he was supposed to go to the uh UFC fight. They took a wrong turn. [laughter] Ended up at the game.
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Watch the the coolest part about this is the way the the people walk out of his way. It’s like a a Moses splitting the sea.
15 minutes, 5 seconds
Well, you know, he’s either a hardcore Spurs fan or doesn’t care at all if you’re in a Spurs Rodman jersey cuz Rodman was barely a Spur,
15 minutes, 13 seconds
right? Look at that. Wow. Every once in a while you get a brave guy who takes this guy [screaming]
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brave and then and then he’s going to get him now.
15 minutes, 25 seconds
Look at this guy. Oh [ __ ] Cam Patterson hit him with a right. [laughter] Oh, see the one guy tried to trip him. I
15 minutes, 34 seconds
mean, you got to handle this guy. I I don’t think we have to hand him. He’s a psycho, [laughter] Mark.
15 minutes, 38 seconds
He’s a psycho, but the skills, the the fearlessness.
15 minutes, 42 seconds
You got to hand him a [ __ ] Xanax or something. [laughter] This guy’s out of his mind. Oh, put put this guy in Iran.
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Just throw him in there. He’ll just drop him in. He’ll just wipe everybody out.
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[laughter]
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They’re like, “Mr. Trump, there’s a guy in a Rodman jersey. Can you please take him back?” I have to Malcolm Xman. This guy’s unbelievable,
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dude. He’s Yeah, it’s a lot. Yeah, this is a nice video I saw. Let me see if I can refresh it. Oh, wow. It was. Is that legal? I don’t think so.
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Oh, look at this. I mean, it’s borderline scary. Backflip off the van.
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Damn, this Jay-Z song is so [ __ ] good, too. What a night. Look at this. Wow.
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I had to watch this in a green room like a [ __ ] twee. I know. Oh, man. Beautifully shot, too.
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White, black, everybody’s coming together. Puerto Rican. We needed this. The city needed this. It really did.
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Wow. Amazing. And where were you? I had the most New York night of all time. I
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in the afternoon I photographed Gnome, the owner of the sellers. Then you jacked off on the subway.
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[laughter]
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And then I jacked off on the subway.
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Then I went home and watched the last two quarters with my son at our local deli. A deli.
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Love that. Great.
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Yeah. You said you have some video of it, don’t you?
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Oh my god. Wow. The deli put up a screen. Yeah. Two of them. One on each side. I love that I just Byron Allen that in. And I think you have some video.
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H
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[cheering]
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man. Yeah, I live in Fort Green and they they they uh ushered Spike Lee around like the Pope in a car. He came out of the sunroof and the place went nuts.
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And here’s my son. Uh I’m not going to point out which one, but this is the exact moment they won. Right, he’s counting down. Three, two, one.
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Oh wow. I got chills.
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Oh man, chills, Jerry.
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I love it. A uh he’s going to be a fan for life.
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My I was told my wife I was like I am a little worried like out there in the crowd. It’s like 3 hours past his bedtime. And she was
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like this is once in a life.
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Once in a lifetime. She was like this is like Yeah. She had to explain sports to you.
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What kind of not a man are you? You’re a [ __ ] Mets guy. Yeah. You’re an 86 Mets dude.
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I know. That’s what she said. She was like this is 86 Mets to him and you can’t stop talking about that [ __ ] and that’s been 40 years.
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Good point. Right. I mean, he’ll get some sleep. He’ll be talking to us for 40 years.
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Unreal. I know people taking their kids out for the parade tomorrow or Thursday.
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It’s You know what? It’s just you got to experience it. You got to see it. And it’s like, yeah, what a [ __ ] run. I
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mean, I started collecting those once we were like kind of cruising. So, I was like, I kind of got a feeling. Yeah.
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Once we made it to the third round, I was like, I got to buy everyone.
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And uh two bucks for the post. Huh. Not bad. Not bad. I thought it’d be more.
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So, they only lost one game in the playoffs and that was they lost three. Three. Okay.
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They lost two to the to the Atlanta Hawks in round one. Down 2-1. I remember that.
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And then they lost one against the Spurs. They didn’t lose to the Cavs or the Sixers. Crazy. What? They have a 12 win run. Something 13, I think.
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13.
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Someone said if you bet $100 on that one game and let it roll over each time, you would have made over $10 million.
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Wow. Yeah, you got to know when to walk away.
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These are such [ __ ] weird hypotheticals. Like they’re going to win 13 [laughter] just knowing you’re like, but I did I I won a,000 bucks just betting when they
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were down cuz it was plus and then I won another 650 from uh Cousin Sal’s podcast cuz it’s like a gambling podcast. So he’s like
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make a bet and it was I think when we just beat the Sixers I was like Nicks are going all the way. Whoa. So yeah, I got some dough out of it. Yeah, you sure did. Almost two grand.
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Yeah, that’s how you bought these hats. Yeah, dude.
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I’m sure these weren’t cheap. So, thank you.
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These are Hey, these are You got to have this. So, we’re New Yorkers. We got to Yeah. Got to remember these forever, man. Unbelievable. What a time. What a time to be alive.
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People are going to move here from this.
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I think it’s going to You’re right. It’s going to like prop up the city. Yeah, we’ll have a moment.
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And shout out to mom Don. Say what you will. He cleaned that [ __ ] up the next morning. I don’t know how he did it. He Yeah, that was pretty crazy. I went out there expecting to just be like chaos.
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Yeah.
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I felt bad for those people who just like took a wrong turn on like they’re maybe driving somewhere be forgetting there’s a big game tonight. Yeah.
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And they pull on to 7th Avenue. I’m like you’re not getting out of here for 10 hours and people are going to be on top of your car. Yep. Like that car ain’t coming out clean.
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No. No. No. No. I want Do you sue the city on that one or would you eat it? I think you got to eat it.
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That sucks. How about the World Cup people who showed up and they’re like, “Here we are. What the [ __ ] I’m getting hit with a fireball.” And then Puerto Rican Day Parade was the next day. No way.
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Yeah. Sunday.
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Wow. Who had that great tweet? If you’re a Knicks fan, gay, and Puerto Rican, this is your and a soccer fan. This is the best month of your life.
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Damn. That’s [ __ ] crazy. Crazy.
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You used to have a joke, gay, Puerto Rican. Was that again?
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I had an old joke about the gay pride parade. My friend’s gay and Puerto Rican and he’s like, you know how hard my life is. And I was like, you have the most parades. [laughter]
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It’s an old joke. Didn’t really work outside of New York. [snorts] That’s pretty good.
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Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. I like it. I was happy with it.
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Damn, dude. Yeah. What a what a [ __ ] time. I I got a few wrecks for you because we’re doing, you know, it’s a sports time. It’s a not just for Knicks
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fans. I think, you know, I I got texts from a lot of non- Nicks fans who were like, I’m so happy for the for just cuz this team is likable. Yeah.
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And you know, Male Bridges had made it and and lost and OG made it with the Raptors and they won, but he was injured for the whole series. So, you know,
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and other than that, I don’t think any of these guys had won it. So, and Mike Brown, the coach, has been so close before. But how great was he on Fallon?
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Oh my gosh. Like a corny dad. I stayed up to watch Fallon. I’ve never been like [laughter] I guess I’m watching Fallon tonight. What is it, 1998?
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I know. I was like I I Yeah, I got home and I was like, I’m going to watch Fallon. I don’t I don’t know if I’ve ever watched Fallon live. Yeah, I don’t know if I have either. That’s amazing.
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But I was like, I got to see this.
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Yeah. And good for these guys. They are doing a crazy run of press.
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Yeah. Well, hopefully they have time when this is all over to to stop by. But now we got to get Male Bridges on just to get him hammered.
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Dude, that footage. Do you have any of that? I think I sent you some. It’s I saw you pull it up. Yeah. Which one was it? Just male Bridges uh shitfaced.
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He’s doing an IG live and people are asking him questions.
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Well, he was he Shout out to Male Bridges cuz he was under so much pressure cuz for one thing, we traded five first round picks. He was like Leon Rose, the architect of this whole team’s final piece.
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And we traded five first for him, which is an absurd amount. It’s a crazy hall, but he just was like, “That’s the last piece we could win with this guy,
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right?” Because we were kind of built to beat the Celtics. OG and male are versatile defenders that you kind of can put on Tatum and Brown. That was, I
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think, the idea behind it. And they can both score, right?
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You know, so he got a lot of [ __ ] like feeling like we overpaid for him. Yeah. Because we got him from the Brooklyn Nets. They’re a rival in Not really, but they’re in
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New York. So, they they gave us a hefty price tag for him. But he’s also a Villanova boy with Brunson and and Josh Hart. So, We get him on the team
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and he was just getting crushed. And he also made the finals with the Phoenix Suns, the team that went up 2 versus the Giannis Bucks who then won four straight.
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So when the Knicks are up 2, you know, he’s like, I’m not [ __ ] I have shell shock from this [ __ ] Yeah. I got to uh I got to close this out.
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He’s constantly under criticism, the most under a microscope of many any player. So you saw him just like break when they won. He just started crying. Wow.
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Beautiful moment for him. And then he went on IG live and it was just [ __ ] lit up.
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So Joy had a cup of whiskey in his hand too because you know these guys must not drink a lot. No, of course they got to be prepared.
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Yeah. You have the the male Bridges IG live. This isn’t it. No, he’s like face the camera on this [ __ ] Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. It’s not going to be in this [ __ ] No. No, it’s not on Sports Center for sure. Yeah. Just Google Male Bridg’s IG live. Oh, yeah.
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I definitely text you. I text you one of them. I think you did. I saw it in there. Peter scroll. Scroll up. Is it for this is for your thing?
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Yeah, it’s in one of them. Scroll up. There it is. Look at that face. Glazed over. Oh, yeah.
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It’s like me facetiming one of my exes back in [laughter] the day. Even his hat’s crooked.
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What the [ __ ] Nice apartment, man. Lock in. No cap, bro. What the [ __ ] am I? Pull me up a shot, please.
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Pour me another shot, please.
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[ __ ] am I doing, bro? F them pics. He nice, man. Got more to prove.
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He said, “F them pick better, man.” Can we talk about Wemb’s villain arc real quick?
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Yeah, he was, you said, the face of the league. They wanted him to be for sure.
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And he look, he still will be. But yeah, it’s, you know, it’s good for sports to have villains, dude. Yeah, of course. And the refs are the villains, too, by the way. [ __ ] them right in the ass.
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Yeah, they were rough, dude. They were rough.
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But, uh, yeah. WBY villain of the league. But you know I I the no shaking hands after the game.
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Yeah. What do you think?
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Real bad. And then he goes uh what do he say? Like hey good game. Never see y’all again or something like that. Yeah. That was the lamest [ __ ] ever.
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That’s like a [ __ ] 11-year-old. Yeah. Take Yeah. Or not.
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Sorry. [laughter] Somebody had that great uh side by side of him walking out and it says what he look what he thinks he looks like and
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then what we think he looks like and it showed the scene in Friday where the guy gets his bike stolen and he runs to the car pouting. Oh, it was a great side by side.
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It’s crazy. I mean, uh yeah, I guess that was the whole thing is like the Bad Boy Pistons were really trash for not shaking Jordan’s hand when he finally beat him.
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And you know, I’ll say this about and he’s young as hell. like he’s kind of so he’s getting he’s under such a microscope since he was you know
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forever. But yeah, it’s just like you’re supposed to shake hands. Yeah.
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After a battle, but then there’s a clip of Brunson everyone toasting going, “Fuck WBY.” Yes, that was great.
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I wonder if Jaylen’s not happy that made it out.
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Well, he earned it. I mean, he got thrown around. He was so nice the whole time. So considerate, so professional. That’s his one. He did it after he won.
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I thought that was the way to do it.
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Well, one of the games I was at, I saw him. You could tell he really didn’t like We Wii and he hit he hit a three, got right in his face and gave him like one of these
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like right right at him. Usually does it in a crowd. He did it right at him and I was like, “Oh shit.” Yeah.
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And that last play, the one that was like the iconic one where he kind of he kind of gives him like a little elbow to the liver.
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He’s just so crafty. He knows how to get away. He’s just such a vet that he kind of takes him oneonone and we’re like, “What the fuck?” He’s taking on a 75
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guy. Hits him in the liver and then kind of throws him off balance and throws it up and just out of his reach. that one.
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That’s when I was like, “Oh, they can’t stop him.” 45 in game seven. Unbelievable.
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Only other guy to do that in a closeout game or game five, sorry. The only guy to do that in a closeout game is [ __ ] MJ.
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Exactly. He’s got the MJ stats. And it’s all just such poetry. The tall, the little, the dick, the the professional, the [ __ ] It’s so the foreigner, the New York guy. It’s [laughter] great.
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I love it.
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The the international thing does add an element. Of course.
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The cocky Frenchman. There’s a little Rocky for [ __ ] in this.
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Oh, 100%. That’s what I’m saying. a [ __ ] foreigner.
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Yeah, USA.
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I tweeted Wimby proves it’s okay to be prejudiced towards the French. Nobody cares. We’re like, “Yeah, bring it on.
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We’ve always hated these frogs.”
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[laughter]
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I’m half French, but yeah.
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But yeah, crazy crazy stuff. Oh, there was one thing I wanted to say that you just said. Well, the professionals [ __ ] WBY.
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I can’t remember. But well, what a what a great role model for the kids. Yeah, he really is.
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Switching it up a little bit. Yeah, I saw a clip of Marks from like 15 years ago. Oh, what are you doing to me?
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It was a set. Where was that set? I sent it Carolines. Set of Caroline. Oh, I think I know this set.
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I don’t know why you’re bringing this up. I’m just changing them.
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All right. All right. [laughter] Why you pulling it up or something? Oh, I could, but I be embarrassed. Anyway, I was impressed. I bet the jokes are still good. The jokes are still good.
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Yeah. No, I mean like I remember we were hanging out a lot then and bouncing jokes all the time and I remember like you know Mark he had like an old comic
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set that was really tight. I think you’re wearing like a green polo or something. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that.
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I remember the uh the first Conan Mark did cuz you you know you remember the the little milestones you hit with your buddies, right? Right.
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But uh Well, the jokes had to be good back then cuz we were nobodies and you had to prove yourself constantly. Yeah. And I noticed how clean the set was.
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There was not one person. Oh yeah. be pretty clean.
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And I was like, “Oh, it’s I mean that’s not night and day, but like there were guys in the city back then who just were not like killer comics, but they were just working cuz they were
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clean.” Yeah.
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Like you can if you’re clean, you can get corporates. You can work. So it was like that was a whole thing. There was like a whole crop of people like we don’t curse. Yes.
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And I was just like, I’m never going to I never even try. So I was like, it’s not going to work. It’s just not who I am. But yeah, I respect I respect it. Like if you’re able to you’re handicapping yourself.
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So, what was your goal then? Because 2015, there was no real just not having a day job. There was no not have a day job.
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Not have a day job was the goal. Just do comedy for a living and go on the road and get good. Yeah. Go on the road, get good. Be like a real comic. Be like a Yeah.
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And just do hours again and again. Yeah. Have specials.
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Yeah. But it was funny cuz I think comedy’s changed so much. Like we were talking about Mark and I I feel like all of our heroes were kind of broke.
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Yeah. like not broke but not like not like well we were like oh that we comedy wasn’t you couldn’t really make a good living
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back then I think like a lot of agents figured out how to get guys on the road and get better deals for everybody but like yeah this was going to be it
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regardless of what it was I think we were just like this is our this is going to be our life school we loved it we really loved it we really loved it I mean we still do
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but back then you had to love it because there was no internet really there was internet but you know what I mean it wasn’t internet has changed comedies
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opened up so much to arenas and podcasts and clips.
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We didn’t have to do podcast. That was the big thing. Like we didn’t You were just kind of a hermit during the day and you just could really work on your comedy. Totally. Totally.
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But uh what I was 27, so I’m 42 now. So you do the math.
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Yeah, that’s Ben [applause and cheering] Roy, Denver guy. Really funny. Yeah, he’s a murderer.
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I don’t even know what show this is. Oh god, this is embarrassing. I remember I hooked up with a girl after this. That’s a That was a good set.
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Smaller version of Alaska. All right. All right. What are we doing?
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Come on. I can’t handle it. [laughter] This is excruciating.
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Well, at one point you say, “I still have a day job. I’m a janitor.” Yes. That was a big bit of mine. The janitor. That was a great bit. Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah. I’m right here. I’m the sign. Put a sign down when you’re mopping. True story. The guy slipped.
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That’s like a version It’s a different joke, but it’s like a version of Chris Rock’s I worked at McDonald’s joke.
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What’s that one? where he goes they go uh he goes uh how you doing? He goes you know how the [ __ ] I’m doing. I’m working
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at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what it means when you make minimum wage? It means if I could pay you less I would but it’s against the law.
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Yeah.
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Got to throw the Chris Rock delivery in there. But yeah. No, it was a great that was like that was on his Chris Rock’s first album, Born Suspect. I remember hearing that bit like oh [ __ ] that’s a great bit.
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A lot of great jokes on that. a lot of like he has he’s like this ghetto kind of not ghetto but he’s like this street black guy from Brooklyn but he has this
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wisdom in all the jokes you know yeah no he was he always had he always had it you know but uh I remember those
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years man I mean I was uh cuz you know I was doing my wrecks and I was like the wrecks I had because of this week were
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all sports related they’re all like fan books so a fans notes by Frederick Xley which is about it’s one of the best
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books you’ll ever read really complete alcoholic a dieh hard Giants fan. It’s it’s it’s you’re going to have to look up a lot of words if you read this. He’s a brilliant writer.
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Big vocab.
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Insane. But uh Frederick actually fans notes high wreck. Same goes for our buddy Scott Rob who wrote the [ __ ] of Acron. Yes.
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About LeBron. And same goes to my buddy Joel Wowski who just wrote uh Honolulu Blues about being a diehard Lions fans.
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But these are obviously about more than just being a fan. And they’re about like you know uh they’re [snorts] about these people’s struggles whatever their struggles might
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be you know so in in all case I think all three cases addiction of different kinds.
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Oh nice alcoholism in in Scott’s I think eating you know eating too much right and then in this one uh in Joel’s is you
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know he’s had a lot of problems you know. Oh yeah.
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He’s been very open about it and uh all three. You should check out all three.
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And we’re throwing books out. I think Sam Talent wrote a new book.
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Whoa. It’s out already. I believe it’s out. I think it’s called Brute. Bru Br u T. His first one was great. Yeah, there it is.
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Whoa. Okay.
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So, there you go. Get Get Sam Talent’s book. Damn. I don’t know anything about it. Love the cover art. Great cover. Very uh Russian communism.
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Yeah.
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So, you read a lot, Sam. Where are you reading? Where you Yeah. Where are you reading?
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In bed or like on a on a Yeah, some toilet reading. I like uh oh and uh I want to throw in [ __ ] there was
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something I was gonna say about oh in Joel’s book he’s talking about like it just made me think what Mark was saying that’s what made me in Joel’s
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book he talks about like how the goal was like to get on cabin which was an old bar show goal you used to set like little goals for yourself
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when you’re a young comic like you know may maybe get like I remember Mark did like John Oliver show on central huge or you know you do like uh my dad hugged me
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he what I remember my dad hugged me when I got a big deal. He’s not a hugger.
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And then uh you know, Cabin was a big bar show run by our friend Sean Paddton and you everyone wanted to get on Cabin. Yes.
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But then like it’s one of those weird things where you get on and you’re like, “Well, now what?” I know.
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You set these goals and you’re like, “Well, now what do I do?” So, you know, late night sets were were a goal back then. I know they’re not what they used to be.
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Totally. Totally. I remember one time, this is how cheesy and romantic this all was. My buddy Zack Sims, we moved up from New Orleans together. Zack from open mics in New Orleans.
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Yeah. Super young guy. Funny guy. Like funny out of the gate. One of these guys just had it. And he went up before a cabin. They threw him on as a goof
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because he knew Sean Patton. Not a goof, but they’re like, “Here you go, buddy.” And he went up and he had a great set.
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And then Jim Gaffin went on after him and we were like, “Oh my god, you went on before Jim Gaffin. We’re going nuts.” And Sam goes, I mean, sorry. Sean goes,
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“Uh, tell me dreams don’t come true.” And we’re all high-fiving, doing shots, all because he went on before Gaffigan.
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That was it. Now I see Gavin. Hey, what’s up, Jim? But back then, the fact that he did that was like it was like the Knicks winning. It was insane.
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You you were adjacent to some someone super talented. It’s like it’s like having a small role in a movie. Yes.
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And you’re like you’re like, “Holy [ __ ] Downey Jr.” Right. Right.
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But it’s that that’s that thing where you’re like, “Oh my god.” Yeah. I felt the same way, you know, especially when I was like open for someone and it didn’t mean anything a lot of the time.
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It just meant you work with him for a weekend, but you’re like, “Okay, let me see what I can pick up.” I remember you text me, “I’m opening for Bert Chryser.” And then like uh six hours later you sent me a photo of you
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both shirtless like [laughter] you know that was a big deal.
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I remember that was because Nikki Glazer couldn’t do it. She had to she was opening for Bird a lot and she had to drop out and she goes would you want to open for my friend Bert Chryser and I was like sure hell yeah.
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I was like it’s work this is crazy.
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Sacramento Hartford Funny B. Wow. Way off. Damn.
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I mean think about how much our lives have changed. You’re like [laughter] I’m going to Hartford. I can’t believe it. Yeah.
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You know what we did? We [ __ ] watched a Knicks game at Uters. I got four seats.
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We watched a Knicks game. I was like I was telling Bert how big a Knicks fan I am. And uh during Find During the day it was
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we watched it was when they just got J.R. Smith and I remember I was so excited. I was like this guy’s really good. And Bert was like, “Oh, sweet.” Oh, wow. So we I remember watching that with him.
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But uh I mean Carolines, too open the door. We got to open for crazy people at Carolin. That was a big deal, too.
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That Carolinines cuz that was uh that club was so good to us, you know? Yeah.
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Uh I mean, it’s funny to say club was good to us. Good. Every club was good and bad. Sure.
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You know what I mean? All the great stuff they do, then you’d also do like a prom at 3:00 a.m. and they kill you off at 20 and you’re like, “That’s it.” Yeah.
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I’m not sleeping tonight. The hell’s going on? But uh you know, they give you a free meal which was huge back then.
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that chicken parm with a block of cheese on it. Oh, I loved every minute of it.
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And the and the free booze, which we thought was great. Probably set us back a little bit.
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We were like, we’re like, we got to we got to take advantage of this just pounding old fashions all night.
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Oh, yeah. I have a photo of me and Chay at the Christmas party like Oh, dude. We both look like cavemen. It’s great. We’re so smooshed.
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I remember. Yeah. Chay uh Chay went to a couple road games. He text me after I went to game one. He goes, “You going to game two?” I said, “I can’t.” He goes He
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goes, “Well, I’m going.” He goes, “You inspired me to go.” I was like, “Oh, that was a nice text.” And he he wrote an emotional text just like we
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did it. Like after I was like, it’s like every New Yorker felt like it’s like a one moment to be vulnerable. Yes.
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Like one moment you’re like I saw a lot of grown men crying. I was like, “Yeah, you’re laugh. You’re loud. [laughter] You earned it.” Hell yeah.
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It’s nice to see someone crying in New York for a good reason. Good point. Good point.
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You see How often do you see someone on the street just crying? You’re like gh Oh, of course. Yeah. Chay had a really emotional uh Instagram slide, you know, where he’s like, I love seeing this and
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I love seeing that and it was all these New York kind of uh cliches. Really great great Instagram post.
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So many great moments. But uh yeah, I remember doing a weekend with Chay. He and I opened for Jim Jeff. Yes, I was there.
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Oh man, that was one of the most fun weekends ever. Just uh getting lit up with those guys.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, that was cra I went to hang. Imagine doing that now. Like, oh, you’re opening for somebody, I’ll go hang with you. That’s how it was.
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That’s how it was. I remember Mark was like more in the alt scene. So I was like, “Dude, like come to the comic strip. We can drink for free here.” That’s what it was. You found out where to drink for free.
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Exactly.
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And we thought we were like beating the system, not realizing like, “No, you shouldn’t be drinking this much.” Yeah.
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But we were young enough we could bounce back.
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True. But we thought of it as stocking up. I don’t know when I’ll get a free drink again, so I got to drink 800 cocktails.
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True. And And yeah, free cocktail. Like free beer is one thing. Free cocktails. Forget about it. That was like [ __ ] epic.
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But that was the thing about drinking back then. If somebody handed you a beer, you drank it. Somebody hand you a wine, you drank it. Somebody handed you a oldfashioned, you drank it. You just drank anything.
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And those nights were important cuz, you know, you kind of had to hang out. You had to. Yes. True.
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That’s how you kind of got to know everybody. And those days are over.
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I don’t Well, I don’t know what it’s like for young people or young coming up now.
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Yeah. But I felt like we really like I have bonds with people that, you know, I always think of that show justified. You know, when they where he
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says we dug Cole together. Oh, that was like the early days of the trenches.
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Those are the early days of comedy where you’re just like, “Oh man, I remember getting [ __ ] up with that guy and like we’ll always feel like a lot of people just go at each other’s throats now in social media.” I’m like, “Oh, maybe they
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didn’t have those times.” They never did that. I don’t know.
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Do that face to face and you just would never.
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Exactly. Exactly. It really It really helped. And also as a young guy from the south going to New York, it was such a community you could slip into.
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Now it’s all how many followers, how many retweets, how many shares, how many posts. back some of that. This wind brought back some of that like communal
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joy. Everyone in the streets partying. I mean, maybe that’s why it was so special cuz I feel like you don’t see that as much. Definitely.
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You don’t see the people especially I mean I can’t remember.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen the city like that. No.
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When was the last time you experienced joy with a about something that’s so kind of like wholesome? Like it’s basketball. It’s just It’s just a game. It’s just a nice thing.
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It’s a nice thing and nobody ruined it.
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The Giants parade was pretty special when they beat the Patriots. That was pretty cool. Ah, but uh but this was like basketball is it’s different. It’s just different in New York. Yeah.
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And I know I’ve repeated myself a hundred [ __ ] times, so I apologize. I’m a little brain dead from this.
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No, no. Every race, every man, woman, this will help. Yeah. There was just no uh it was all unity.
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There was no dividing for once in 10 seconds.
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That point when the Yankees win, Mets fans are mad. And when the Mets Exactly.
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Yanks fans and Giants and Jets, but like And there are no Nets fans, so everyone’s happy. [laughter] That’s true. But there’s no one even in
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all of Brooklyn, they’re happy for the Knicks. Yes.
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They’re not like, “Oh, the, you know, the Nets were my team and I have to stand by.” It’s like, “No, no, no. It’s for New York.” Well, the funny thing is like, you know,
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when the Nets made, sorry to go back to basketball game, but when the Nets made the move to like there were all these memes the Knicks are going to get Zion, Kyrie, and KD. That’s what we’re going
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to get. And it’s like, you know, that was the quick fix. That’s how we compete. And that was kind of like the Knicks way for a while is getting not that those guys are washed up. Like KD and Kyrie were still great at that time.
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They’re still good players, but at that time it was like that’s what we do. We get the name. We get the shiny thing. We lost out on them. They went to Brooklyn and that was almost to be like, “Yeah,
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we’re KD said like the Knicks aren’t cool.” And that was like that thing. And then guess what? We get the consolation prize of Julius Randall, but getting him
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built something. So, shout out Randall for taking a chance in the Knicks. He wasn’t a part of this run, but he took a he he he saw something in New York. And then Brunson came and that’s
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when it was like, “Oh shit.” Like we had missed the playoffs I don’t know how many years. We made one run with Randall before Brunson got there, but it was just first round
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exit. Then Brunson comes. We’re in the hunt every year. We’re in the second round every year.
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Crazy to say Knicks aren’t cool. So weird to have a New Or a New York team not be cool.
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That’s what he said. And and you know, maybe that was the perception at the time. I I was I always thought they were cool. I always believed that’s the thing. It’s like I believed in Brunson, but I also believed in like [ __ ]
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Andrea Barnani, who was like who was garbage. I mean like you I believe I was like I can see it because you just become an optimist.
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That’s how you kind of survive as a fan.
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This will be the guy. That’s how you don’t break. Yes. Yes.
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Fandom is that’s why I have no respect for these people who like leave games early or like what was that?
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I I don’t get it. It’s like you that’s part of the experience. Even when it sucks, you’re like, well, this is just how it is. You stayed on the buzzer.
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That’s how it goes for better or worse. But you just feel the pain sometimes and that makes that I mean the the wins better. makes it that much better.
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Now, I don’t want to call out Jerry. Did you notice? Because I watched a lot of the game.
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Did you notice that he was sitting with his wife and in the second half she was not there. Oh, really?
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So, I almost texted him like, “Did your [ __ ] wife leave you psycho?” But I didn’t want to piss him off. But I’m telling you, you look there.
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I knew I would have popped in for the second half.
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I know, right? You could have slid in the front row. By the way, Sydney Sweeney got pushed to the back. And I don’t know where the hell Gillis was sitting cuz he went to every game.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, Sydney Sweeney looked like a Hooters waitress out there. She had the [laughter] fluffed up hair and everything. But you Well, she’s dating a Knicks fan. Oh, okay. There you go.
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Your girl That’s what the girls do.
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They’ll they’ll And I And I And I’m fine with it. What’s his name? Snoopy. Scooter.
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Scooter. Scooter. Yeah, he’s cute. Look at that. She’s all teased up looking good. Yeah. That’s not her. That’s her.
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Yep. Never seen a Brunson shirt look so good.
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I know, right? Jesus Christ. Jinx. Uh, it’s got a couple of basketballs in there. It’s crazy.
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Yeah. But yeah, good for her. Sits is the best. I love the audio of this podcast.
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[laughter] Just two guys looking at tits.
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People’s like, “Oh, damn. Look at those hunkers right there.” York nicks and tits. [laughter] Nits and tits.
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Remember Hooters?
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Of course. [laughter] I mean, that was a [ __ ] insane idea. Every day.
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I used to go there in like seventh grade. There was one in the 50s. We would just pop in. And that was like our after.
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I didn’t like Hooters cuz uh it’s like am I allowed to gawk or not allowed to gawk? Of course it’s Hooters. I know, but I feel weird doing this.
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Like a kid over there and a mom here.
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Like give me a strip club. I It’s too in the middle. It is in the middle.
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That’s what it made me unc. We all know your tongue’s on the floor. You’re putting a [ __ ] dollar bill in a g-string. Hooters. I’m like is this
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sexual? Obviously it is. But then it’s like a family restaurant kind of. I remember my parents were worried that I kept going there when I was a child. So
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my parents went there to scope it out. I feel so guilty that my mom had to sip through a [ __ ] Hooters meal. Oh, your artist mom.
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She went undercover for some chicken strips at Hooters. [laughter] I was just in it for the unlimited soda.
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Chicken strips club. What is it that pulls you out of it for me? Is that the leggings? I hate the [ __ ] leggings there. I didn’t notice the leggings. Yeah, I was looking up.
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Yeah. Who’s Who’s looking at the leggings?
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Each one of them have leggings. It’s a hilarious straight guy’s objection to Hooters. The wardrobe was a real problem for me.
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[laughter]
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The leggings. I don’t even remember the leggings. Yeah, they were like skin tone leggings. Let me see. That’s it.
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Yeah. They’re too shiny for you.
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No, it was just I wanted to see actual legs. H I think it’s kind of see-through, right? Yes.
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I think they’re in short shorts, too. Yeah. These are all leggings. Yeah.
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That’s not the natural tone. [laughter] This is such a photographer. Yeah. Right. He’s like, it’s not authentic.
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Now, is this invented in Florida? Oh, it got to be.
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It’s got to be. That’s I’m taking a It reached the whole Krogan. It does.
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Like that’s like the That’s like the demo for sure. 100%. Where’d it start? Give it to me straight. Florida.
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Oh, Clear Water.
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Opened it as a joke intending to create a casual neighborhood spot serving wings and cold beer and they couldn’t get kicked out. Where they couldn’t get
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kicked out? By the way, who opens a Is that how easy it was to open a business in the 80s? You can open them as a joke. Yeah.
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I got a funny idea. Let’s put all our money into a restaurant. Good point. How’s that a joke?
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I know. You got to get a permit and building codes.
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The original founders vibed. They wanted a laid-back beach themed oasis with wall to wall sports. I mean, look, it is a fun idea. I mean, it’s kind of what Buffalo Wild Wings is just minus the sex.
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Well, Twin Peaks is smart cuz they’re quietly existing and they have a better name, a more subtle name.
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You think any David Lynch fans go there and are really disappointed?
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By the way, who said Hulk Hogan? It’s from Clear Water, Florida, where Hulk Hogan is from. Oh, boom. It just felt very Hulk Hogan.
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Yeah, totally. Yeah, Twin Peaks still kicking. I see them all over the this the country.
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Yeah, I’ve been to a few of those. Fun fun spot. Yeah, a lot of beer choices.
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I like a Buffalo Wow Wings, too. Why not?
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Sure. Also, the food at Hooters is so bad that if they kick the food up a notch, I feel like they might be around still.
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Yeah, they’re done. I remember they had a they had an airline for a minute. Yeah, that’s right. Hooters airline.
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Yeah, pull it up. And they also had, I think, a a place in Vegas, like a a hotel or something. Whoa. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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They were killing it for a while.
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Can you imagine being a pilot and you’re like, I couldn’t get a United or Delta. I’m I’m a Hooters pilot. Right. Whoa, mama.
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Wow. That’s exciting.
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Those do not look like a Those look like small even for coach. Talk about the tits.
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No, [laughter] man. And that’s exter.
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What a [ __ ] idea. Yeah. Yeah.
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That’s not If that plane crashes, you’re like, “Yeah.” [laughter] What did you think? You think the A team was flying [ __ ] right? Well, we love wings.
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It’s uh Yeah. God, it’s amazing what can have a minute. Like, can you imagine investing in that? You’re like, “This is going to [ __ ] I know.
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This can be a thing.” On paper, it’s not bad. Tits in the air.
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Yeah. But you got to think about children fly a lot.
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Oh, yeah. Not it’s not appealing when you’re like yeah the kids are like why why do they all have huge tits and you’re like how funny would that be if you’re like
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talking to your agent like you got to get me out of Buffalo tonight. He’s like we found you on H we put you on Hooters there. You’re like all right [ __ ] it. I’ll take it. It’s only an hour.
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I mean I remember the used [ __ ] I used I remember booking like cheapo air. That was a website cheapo air.
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Dude, they would do [ __ ] where you your connection would be on a different flight.
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Here’s how stupid I was. I remember doing that to save money and being like, “Oh, cool. I missed the flight.” Neither airlines accountable. They’re both like,
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“Yeah, [ __ ] you. You’re not supposed to connect on different flights.” Yeah, it’s called cheapo, which is like a Jewish clown.
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It’s an insult. [laughter] I’m flying putts air. What the hell? Frugal air.
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Yeah, schmuck.com.
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[laughter]
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Cheapo is an insult. Yeah, I mean I I was [ __ ] I I melted down at some guy.
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Yeah, it just it sucks when you miss those gigs back in the day. Yeah.
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You know what’s a crazy one? I missed a flight cuz if you buy a round trip on some flights and you don’t take the first one, they kill the second one. And
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I was like, you’re like, “This guy’s dead.” And you’re like, “Huh?” No, I found my way there.
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Yeah, I found my way there. And I was in the airport at Seattle like 6:00 in the morning, you know, hung over on no sleep. And I was like, I can’t find this C agent. Kept saying C agent. I went up
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to the lady. She’s like, it’s gone. They just get rid of it. I’m like, but I paid for it. She’s like, that’s procedure. So I had to buy a new flight.
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Damn. Yeah. Know that’s happened to me, too. They just you got to go there the first way. I got some peeves, too. I don’t know. Hit me with some peeves. All right. All right. Here we go.
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I got some, too. We haven’t done peeves in a minute. I love a good peeve. Oh, yeah.
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I need a good peeve for when the a because the audience will be like peeves. And I never have one locked and loaded. I need a funny one. [snorts] I know you brought it up.
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I’m just saying on stage I need one that like that’ll kill.
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All right. How about this guy? the guy who ruins the story by undercutting you.
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You know, I go, “Hey, great news, big news.” And everybody’s like, “What’s going on?” I’m like, “I found money on the ground. Isn’t that a great feeling?”
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And I And the guy’s like, “What? How much?” I’m like, “I found a 20.” And they go, “That’s it.” Yeah.
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And I’m like, “Well, it’s it’s free 20.” But you really had to ruin it. You go, “Ah, 20.” Yeah, that happened to me.
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Just a 20? I’m like, “It’s a 20. It’s a free 20. [laughter] Give me a 20 if it means I’m going to stop hanging out with Jerry.
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No, that’s uh I hate that. I hate the downer.
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Yeah, I like the yes and friend. Yes.
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I got a I got a peeve two words that don’t that just they make me like one is uh giggles.
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You don’t like the word giggles?
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I had a friend was like, “We’ll hang out. We’ll have some giggles.” And I go, “That’s no good.” I was like, “I feel icky all over.” I don’t I don’t I don’t even enjoy icky.
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I don’t even like that either.
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[laughter] But giggles is worth is giggles is like [ __ ]
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That’s weird. It’s weird. Yeah.
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It’s like It feels like like pedo adjacent.
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Yes. It’s something like a kid show host would say. We’re going to have giggles. Giggles today, guys. Yeah. The word shiggles. Shiggles. Yeah.
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What is that? Shits and giggles combined. O. I had the shiggles in high school. Real bad. Real bad. That and and and uh yum.
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Yum. Yum. Yum. Yummy. I’d throw in as well.
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They’re tough. They’re just words that make me like I will say when you have a baby though, you start end up throwing a lot of these out like, “Isn’t that yummy?” You know, with a baby, it’s okay.
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Okay. All right.
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Give a you get a baby pass on some of these words. All right.
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Cuz then there’s parents that talk too much like an adult to their kids. You’re like, “That’s [ __ ] weird, too.” That’s weird, too. Yeah, totally.
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But like, yeah, you got to you got to baby it up a little, I guess.
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Isn’t the Pepsi effervescent? Like, all right, he’s he’s two. Don’t say effervescent. [laughter] Also, why you giving him Pepsi? He’s two. True. Strange.
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Uh, how about this guy? I got heckled by a guy and I came up with some jiu-jitsu and spun it around and got a big laugh
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and then this guy goes, “All right, all right. The jokes write themselves.” I’m like, “No, they don’t. [laughter] I came up with that off the on the fly and it
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killed. Don’t Don’t give me the write themselves. That’s insulting. I had to think of that.” Yeah.
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If it wrote themselves, everyone would be a comedian.
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And also, you lost. You heckled and lost. Yes.
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I don’t like that either. of guys like the person who disrupts the show and then goes, “All right, all right.” Like, “No, this is happening because of you.
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I got to find a way out now.” That’s funny.
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Exactly. Exactly. Or or they go, “I gave you that one.” No, no, no, no, no. You made a challenge and I overcame it. You didn’t give a [ __ ] It was It was actually quite harrowing.
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Yeah. Which is what I say to my kid. Harrowing. I’ll do some harrowing.
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This one is annoying. This is my last one. the guy when you go out drinking.
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You’re out drinking with a buddy. It’s I was in uh Tempe or something. Long flight the next day, 8 a.m. flight.
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We’re drinking. It’s 2:00 in the morning. I’m half in the bag and I go, “Ah, I should go. I got I got a flight.
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It’s a long cross country flight at 8 a.m.” And he goes, “You get a nap on the plane.” I hate that.
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You get a nap on the You don’t know my [ __ ] body. Exactly. Napping’s hard.
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Oh, yeah. I know that. I I’ve become a big fan of Irish goodbyes, dude. Oh, me too. I love him.
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I You just have to do them at a certain point. It’s hard when you’re hanging out with just one person, though. [laughter] You’re like, “Where’d you go?” I I didn’t think you’d notice.
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Yeah. It’s really hard with the wife.
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[laughter]
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But yeah, but I’m with you, dude. The Irish goodbye is underrated cuz I I hate the when they don’t let you leave. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Irish goodbye.
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You Irish goodbye me and Ari though one time. That was [ __ ] weird.
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He said, “Pee, [laughter] I texted him peeve.” The tables have turned. Ari gave you [ __ ] too. He did. Yeah.
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But we were like, “What the fuck?” [ __ ] We thought we weren’t like going to keep you. We were just going to walk out together, but you were like, “Ah, you would have made me You would have guilted me.” The the walk out together, it slows me down.
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No, I was I was okay with it. Well, just the moment you feel a little You feel a little hurt for a moment cuz we were sober. We were.
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Now we weren’t. I guess we’re pretty here. Yeah, but it’s during the day. That’s true. A day Irish goodbye is a little weird. Yeah. A night one you got to do.
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I Irish goodbye. Your Nick’s watch party. Did you even notice?
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You guys were crying. You guys started crying.
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I didn’t. My brother was crying. I wasn’t crying. I grabbed a cookie and I left. But I got emotional.
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Stole a cookie. I didn’t cry. I thought I would cry. I got emotional for sure, but I didn’t. I almost teared up when the Euin Hack uh cat hug happened, but
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like Yeah. I’m doing you a favor by leaving early.
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No. No. I mean, that’s not true. Some people helped them cleaned up, but uh but but no, I don’t mind. I don’t even
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remember it because it’s like I’m usually a little I’ve had a few drinks or those things. And I like I like when uh I don’t want people to feel especially at a party. I don’t think you should feel the need to say goodbye to everyone.
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Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
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You maybe do a text the next day. So much fun or something. That’s great. But yes, I don’t think we need these long goodbyes.
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Long goodbyes are brutal. That’s what I do. I go by the door and I go, “Thanks, guys.” Cuz there’s no there’s no way to keep me in at that point. Now I got the hand up, piling, got to go, door open.
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Boom. I got the buy in and I got to leave. There’s a line in the book, the long goodbye. I’m paraphrasing, but something like the French uh the French
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say to say goodbye is to die a little, you know? So, and he those bastards have an expression for everything and they’re always right.
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Oh, damn. Gondelman had that great joke like the IR, we all know the Irish goodbye where you leave without saying anything.
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Then there’s the Jewish goodbye where you have to say sorry to everybody then say the Jewish goodbye is you say goodbye and never leave.
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No, that was that was Yeah, that’s a great that Mel Brooks did that in the dock. He’s at the Jerry in the dock, I think. Oh, weird.
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But, uh, yeah, man. I I’m with you on the the goodbyes are [ __ ] Yeah. But to get a nap in, it’s it’s
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tantamount to the guy who goes when you’re parking and I go, “I don’t know if I can park here. It says towing.” And it goes he goes, “I’ll pay for the
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ticket. Just park here.” And you’re like, “You won’t pay.” You never do. Wait, I have to invoice you now.
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Yeah. You just You’re doing any more chores.
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It’s It’s my car. You’re not worried about it. You want to get to wherever we’re going. So, you’re like, “Yeah, park it. I’ll figure it out.” You’re like, “But you won’t.” Because if I text you in two days and go, “Hey, I got a
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ticket. It’s 80 bucks.” You’re going to go, “Blow me.” Peeps are just kind of like shitty friends. We’re just realizing our friends suck.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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No, I definitely have friends like that where you’re just like, “Ah, come on.” How about this one? This is the last peeve. The guy who calls you, you miss it, and he goes, he texts you, “Hey, I
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just called.” I know the phone has a device where it tells you not.
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I’m usually on do not disturb. I actually don’t mind that one. Oh, okay. But cuz I feel like I never answer.
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Oh, yeah. My phone says miss call from whoever. I just called.
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Yeah, the text I’m like I know. I I know a lot of people who have do not disturb on just so they check their phone less. So, I’m I’m okay with that one. But I can see how that could be a little invasive.
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Yeah. I I feel easily smothered, too. Same.
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Like like if someone hits me with a FaceTime out of nowhere, I’m like, “No, I gotta be ready for that.” During the games I was cool with it cuz it was like a lot of celebratory moments. I I’ll wave a lot of these during the game.
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Sure. Sure. Different time, you know. Uh yeah, but the the the unsolicited FaceTime that’s heavy.
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It’s a lot.
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Especially when somebody you don’t know that well. Oh yeah, that’s up there with the popin.
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Dingdong. Who the [ __ ] is that? Who the [ __ ] does that?
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And then you look at the the people and you’re like Gary Veer [laughter] actually. Do people actually pop in on you?
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Uh I’ve had it. I’ve had it, but they haven’t been bad. Like one guy knocked on my door and I was like, “Huh?” And he goes, “Hey, you know, your package is outside. You know, it’ll get stolen.”
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So that’s just a guy. My neighbor.
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Oh, but my neighbor is very friendly. So I could see him.
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A friendly neighbor can be a peeve, though. That’s true.
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Because there’s such a fine line between friendly and invasive. That’s That’s true.
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Cuz then you have too many friendly neighbors, you get stopped too much, you can’t go about your day. Yes. See, I’m in a pretty big building. It can get hard to get out sometimes. Everyone’s like, “Yeah.” And then this.
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You’re like, “All right, all right.” And then they give you the look when you don’t want to chat. You’re like, “I got a thing.” Yeah.
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I I I’ll do the fake phone call sometimes.
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Oh, I get that one. The headphones in is big. Love the headphones in. Love headphones.
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You got to do the fake phone call sometimes cuz you can’t stop every step of the way.
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I just want to go get the paper and the coffee.
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Right. Right. All right. How about this one? Last one. Come on.
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The guy who goes, “Hey, you got time for a quick call?” And I’m like, “Huh?” Quick call. See the problem with the quick call?
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They feel like they’re laying a trap.
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That’s what it is every time. So, I was actually literally on a flight. So, I go, “Hey, I’m on a flight. Can’t talk.
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Just text me.” Were you on a flight? I was. Okay.
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And he goes, “I was on the tarmac, but I was on [laughter] still on the plane.” Yeah.
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And he goes, “I wonder if you could do a pop in at this place and say hi.” D. I was like, “I knew you wanted something, and you figured by calling I’d have a a
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harder chance saying no.” Well, the real peeve is the friend who wants something. And I say friend loosely.
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It was very loose. the person you know who It’s the person you know. It’s the acquaintance who needs something. Yes.
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And and it’s also the acquaintance who always needs something. Always.
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You look at your chain of text and it’s always like, “Hey, can you do this?” How about it’s like the scene in Godfather, you know, you you come to my
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daughter’s wedding, you ask, “When are you going to do something for me?” And just say, “How are you?” Yes. I know.
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And then the how are you can be a thing, right?
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They tried to say, “How are you?” I had my [ __ ] AirPods in. So, you know, but on the flip side, I have a lady I know. She’s a comic. She’s cool, but
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she’ll text me and go, “Hey, can I get this from you or can you do this?” And I’ll go, “Yeah, hold on.” Blah, blah, blah. And then she goes, “How are you?” And I’m like, “Don’t do the how are you
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now?” Cuz now you’re trying to make it seem like we’re chatting. So, you want them to lube you up first.
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Yeah, I guess. So, lube me up first, a little how are you?
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Hey, but it’s You’d be annoyed if they did it the other way, too. I think I don’t think I’d like it the other way.
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I don’t think you’d like if they’re like, “How have you been?” Good. Cuz I’ve had people like I’ve hit them, can you talk? And you’re like gh and you’re like and it’s also like what are we dating?
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I know. Can you talk? Am I in trouble? Yeah.
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What’ I do? And it’s always like can I call you? And then it’s like the minute and a half of like Yeah. How’s everything? The Nick. They know to rope me in. The Nicks is a good way to rope me in. Yeah. I got you on that one.
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How about [ __ ] Brunson? I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. What What do you need? What’s going on here?” And then uh they go, “Hey, can you do this for me?” And I’m like, “Hey, you know, I don’t want to do this.” But it’s
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like they always they know what to lube you up. M yeah, good lubing. Buttering up. The Knicks is smart.
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The Knicks. Oh man, there was a guy who was always [ __ ] me over in high school. Like anytime there was a girl I liked, he’d [ __ ] her. Damn.
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And he’d always and I’d be like, “You piece of shit.” You know, I like there.
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And then he’d be And then he’d be like, “Dude, [ __ ] what you think about Marberry, dude.” And I’d be like, “He does have promise.
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He does look good.” And he’s like, “Marberry.” I mean, he could turn it around. And just like And just like I [laughter] do that with my kid. He’ll be like reaching for something and I I
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hit the bubble gun over here. I shoot a gun. It makes bubbles. And he’s like, “Whoa, bubbles.” [laughter] Yeah. I think the point of that story is I’m just stupid.
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I’m just a dumb guy.
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No, but you’re passionate about something.
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Well, they know how they know how to reel me back. He knew how to reel me back in. He’d keep [ __ ] me over and then he keep being like, “Dude, [ __ ] Jamal Crawford’s got the he’s got the tools. We could could turn it around.”
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What’s great? Have you seen you know this kid Liam Dalton? He’s a young comic. I know the name. He’s got great Nicks videos like comedy videos. They’re really funny. He did one about the
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Fairweather fan. He’s like, “Did you know they played for Villanova?” He’s like, “Yeah, everybody knows that.” And he just goes through this uh it’s one with a a blonde girl. There it is on the bottom left.
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Well, this is Dude, this is just talking sports with women every time, right?
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Did you know? Like, yes, I know. It’s my life.
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Exactly. But it’s he he nails it and then he starts going over like who he followed in the beginning years.
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You just watched your first basketball game last week.
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I decided I’m going to cancel all my plans just to watch the game. I’m so into it. You’re so into it though. You’re watching game five of the finals.
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I called out sick to work for every playoff game. I don’t have a job now. Wow, you’re crazy.
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Did you know Jaylen Brunson and Josh Hart both went to Villanova? And they’re like best friends.
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Of course, I knew that. But I have to turn this into a romcom for me to care about the team.
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Yeah, they went to Villainova. So did MueL Bridges and Dante Devenzo. Who?
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You don’t know Dante Denzo. [laughter] It keeps going like that for a while. It’s really funny. That’s great. Yeah. I mean, it’s a lot.
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But, you know, I also welcome the the fans as long as like if it takes that for you to get into it, then whatever. Like, you’re allowed to enjoy it, too.
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Like, everyone’s allowed to enjoy this.
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It’s a it’s a special thing. But, of course, yeah, I’m a psycho, so I relate to it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, it’s like JLo, he she got a bunch of [ __ ] You see that where she was like, “If you’re not from New York, you’re not a real New Yorker.” And everybody’s like, I saw that and I disagree with that, too.
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I I don’t agree with it either. And then, are we going to do that with immigrants? It’s a slippery slope there, JJ.
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Yeah. I just think it’s like I think once you’ve served your time here, you kind I think I think I don’t think there’s a time I think there’s a moment you know you became a New Yorker.
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Maybe you saw your first penis on the subway. Maybe you [ __ ] you know so much pizza. Yeah. Mug. But you’re like you can’t tell me you’re not a New Yorker now.
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So I I I disagree.
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So I’m He’s an anchor baby, you know. So there I got in with the kid. But you But you’re a New Yorker.
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Yeah. I do comedy here. I live in Brooklyn and I I own the place. Yeah.
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Man, how about this though? Speaking of New York, found a cool vintage jacket on eBay. I love jackets. Bought the jacket.
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What kind of jacket are we talking about?
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A cool just like a vintage uh old bomber. Kind of a shiny looking bomber.
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Really cool. Spent a couple shuckles on it. Yeah.
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And it said delivered. And I go, “Oh, hey, delivered.” So I run outside. It’s gone. No, nothing’s there. I’m like, “Ah, it probably got stolen.” So, I DM’
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the guy or I me same [ __ ] neighbor who helped you out. He took it. I know.
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He built up goodwill and now he’s stealing from you.
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I know. Maybe. So, I I I emailed the guy and he goes, “I don’t know, man.” I sent it to the address and I go, “What address do you have?” And it’s my old
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address. And I was like, “Oh, he sent it to the old address.” So, I go, “That’s not my address.” He goes, “Well, you better change it because that’s what eBay has.” I was like, “All right, you’re right.” So, I go to my old
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apartment and I got the It’s one of these face screen things where they’re looking at me. So, you’re like trying to look nice.
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So, I hit apartment 4, my old apartment on [laughter] open the door, [ __ ] A knife. And uh I was like, “Hey, you don’t know me. I I got a package delivered here. I used to live here.
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Here’s my ID.” You know, and he’s like, “All right.” And lets me in. I swing the door open. There’s like 800 packages in
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the hallway. I look through everyone like a psycho. Didn’t find it. He comes out. There’s this hot guy. And he comes out and he’s like, “Oh, yeah. You’re
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that comedian.” I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you get a package?” And he’s like, “That one got stolen.” And I was like, “Thanks.” How do you know it got stolen?
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I think he saw it jacket.
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Well, maybe. But he saw it and I think one day and then he it was gone the next or something like that. So, I thought it got stolen, went to my old apartment, and it got stolen.
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Damn. Bummer. How cool jacket was it? Pretty [ __ ] smooth jacket. Can you find it again or no?
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It’s vintage, so it’s going to be tough.
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Is there protection on eBay for that? I think you can ask them for it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Is that right? Cuz we And it doesn’t hurt the guy. He did [ __ ] up, though.
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Yes, it’s a it’s a shitty [ __ ] up. I mean, I actually have my old address on eBay, too.
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Yeah, that’s on me. That’s on me. I got to update that. But damn. Damn. Stolen. How much money are we talking? Ah, couple hundo. Damn.
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Yeah. Nice jack of fit, too, is like my size. God, you It’s not like Amazon where you go, just resend me another, you know, whatever pair of socks. This is a a one in a million.
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Hate that. Bummer.
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I got a very specific pee. If I may, please uh people who get up for people on subway like an old woman or a pregnant
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person or an old man or something and then they say I’m getting off next stop anyway. Do you think just ride it out?
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No, you don’t get credit for getting giving up a seat. Oh, I see.
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If you’re getting off the next stop anyway, here’s the problem. You think that guy wants credit? Maybe he doesn’t want credit. That’s why he’s saying, “Oh, no. I’m Oh, I flipped it on you.”
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Interesting. Maybe he’s saying it cuz he doesn’t want the credit.
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Well, then why make a deal of it? Why be like, “Oh, do you want my seat?” They’re doing this sort of thing like, “Would you like to sit down?” And then they let the old woman sit down and then they
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say, “I’m getting off next stop anyway.” And then the person sits down. I’m okay with it.
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I’m okay with it cuz you’re getting you’re getting up anyway. Don’t take credit for giving someone a seat. All right. All right.
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I I hear what you’re saying. Yeah. All right. That’s an interesting one.
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Just shut the [ __ ] up and get up, right? But maybe he’s You give your seat up for an old lady every time.
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Same. You got to I do too.
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You got to do it. How How What’s the What do you think the floor is for someone old? Uh gray hair. 98.
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[laughter]
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Got to be really old.
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Pregnant woman, too. Uh maybe a a hefty lady with a kid. I’ll get up for Yes. Yeah.
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Oh, I have something my neighbor asked me. He was like, “Do you teach your son to wait for women to get out of the elevator first?”
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And I said, “Yes, I do that. And he said, “How do you do that?” I was like, “I hold him back. I just say,”Wait, and I let the woman out.” And he was like, “But do you tell him why you’re doing it?” And I said, “No, I don’t.
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You should tell him.” But isn’t my action telling him? I don’t do it for men. No, you got to tell him. You got to tell him.
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I have to say, “We do this for women.” Yeah. Gentlemen, you let the woman go first. What’s wrong with saying that?
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Because if it’s a bunch of guys on the on the elevator, he might not get off.
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He might just think, “Oh, I’m supposed to wait.” But if it’s full of men, we go first if we’re near the door. Okay. Well, maybe he’s put it together.
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But now you’re just making him do the the work.
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I don’t know. I feel like action speaks louder than words when you Well, you can say and do. Okay. Yeah. Say and do. Say and do.
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Say, I was getting up on the next floor anyway. It doesn’t matter. [laughter] If you see something, say something. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. You’ll get a nap in. All right.
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[laughter]
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Hate the napping. The nap. You do anything? You can nap.
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I can nap, but I hate when people say it cuz he just he’s just pushing me away.
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He’s like, “Yeah, you’ll get a nap in.” I can only nap if I’m exhausted. I can only now I I woke up the day after they won the championship just [ __ ]
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hurting. I went down to the cellar afterwards because I wanted to see Liz and Jamal, the bouncer there, cuz I was like, if I text him, I was like, if we win, we’re taking a [ __ ]
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big ass bodega cat shot together. And they poured it even bigger than I was hoping. It was one already drunk and they poured you and you’re like, “Well,
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this symbolizes the victory. I have to do it.” Yes.
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And we and we toasted and we got [ __ ] nice and I was pretty gone after that.
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But I still woke up somehow at 8 a.m. to make sure to secure a few posts. Oh wow. Yeah. I had to got to secure the memory.
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So what happened at the seller? Any any highlights? Anything crazy?
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Big hug from Ari, you know, run into some comics. A lot all the staff just we all hugged. A big New York night. Just
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special night. But uh yeah, it was uh Mel was a hardcore fan like I am. So nice to cuz I’m seeing the texts in LA and you
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and Liz, I’m on the thread. So Liz is like, “See you at the sale.” You’re like, “We’re coming.” And Rachel’s out there. I’m like, “Ah, I’m missing everything.” Oh, yeah. They all got funny footage of
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us, you know, Stav and I just bombed Stab handing out pizza to everybody cuz he ordered way too much. Was he drinking?
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No, he wasn’t. But he was, you know, booze has never been Stab’s vice. He’d have like a Negroni every once in a while, but you know. Yeah.
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Food is his vice.
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Must be nice to not have Booze as a vice. I mean, I love booze, but Yeah, but he’s got issues with food, you know. I’m not saying anything he wouldn’t admit. I mean, it’s I think everyone’s got their thing.
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Yeah, you you too. You’re not really a booze guy. No, I don’t drink that much. What’s your advice? Sweets are up there.
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I eat sweets after meal, but I I don’t know. I like watch television late at night and probably stay up way too late doing that. It’s a vice. It’s a comfort.
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Like, I stay up till 2:00 and then have to wake up for 7 for my kid.
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You can get a boner for some cheap Chinese food. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cheap Chinese food.
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place we used to go to was so I miss a greasy like but really good with like bulletproof glass like dingy I mean those are the best but
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those make don’t you they make you feel like [ __ ] yeah they do yeah for sure I ate so much pizza in the last few weeks just from like watch parties and [ __ ] cuz you just can’t a
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good slice of like New York pepperoni it’s it’s tough to beat that oh yeah shout out by the way a couple new I always order our turos for the games but
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I tried a new place just to mix it up once York it’s old. Killer. Really? Yeah. It’s in I think it’s on like St. Marks or something.
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All right. N UO V O. Yeah. Really good pizza. Big shout out.
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I was shocked. Yeah. I was I It got great reviews, so I was like, let me just try one new place. It’s a cuz I need our tour is a little far from me, so it takes a minute.
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Yeah. Yeah. No, York. Killer. Good ratings there. Look at that. Ballsy to try a new one on a game night.
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You know what? Sometimes you got to take risks and sometimes you take a risk and it really doesn’t pan out. I went to the Japanese market recently and boy did they [ __ ] whiff. Yeah.
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Really?
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It’s my fault. I was like, “Let me be let me be a little adventurous.” I was with a lady and she goes, “Uh, let’s try this black sesame flavor.” Which I’m already like,
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“What? Ice cream?” Yeah.
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Which I’m already like on the fence. And then the guy goes, “Do you want the the chestnut shavings on top? It looks like, you can look this [ __ ] up. It looks like spaghetti. Worst [ __ ] I’ve ever tried in
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my life.” I was like, “Is it good?” He goes, “Oh, it’s good.” And the person in front of me, they were like, “It’s pretty good. It’s all right.
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I was like, “Well, you know, when in Rome, let me try this.” Hated it. Just hated it.
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Wow. It’s a gimmick. They get you with the shavings. They know what they’re doing.
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I would have rather had [ __ ] shaved pubes on this. Oh my god.
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It was terrible. Yeah. Look up the It’s like shaved chestnut or something. Uh it looks like spaghetti on ice cream. It was [ __ ] horrible.
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I don’t love these ridiculous. It’s kind of like when you get peanut butter whiskey or some [ __ ] you know? Like uh there’s a place uptown that’s always got a line. It’s called Salt and Straw.
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It’s good stuff. It’s great. It’s great.
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I remember going there back in the day in Portland like doing pelium cuz they were like this is the spot and now they branched out.
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It’s really good but they have like you know meatloaf flavor like all right like bronzino. What the [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] We went to an Indian place. We tried an
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Indian place too cuz this fro yo craze is just like some of these some of these lines. Can we I got a new I got a new idea. Fro yo place with no line.
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It’ll go crazy.
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I don’t know. I haven’t cracked that part yet but I’m I’m working on it. Yeah.
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But no, we go to this Indian place and the flavors are like it’s like cardamom.
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And I’m like, “All right, let’s do a sample.” These places, they know they have to give samples with wacky flavors like this now. And it was her idea. And I said,
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I took it first. And I go, “What do you think?” And she goes, “It’s not good.” I was like, “I told you.” Yeah.
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Felt pretty good to It feels good to throw in I told you. Yeah, it does. It’s [ __ ] but it feels good. What the hell’s a cardamon? Cardamom, the spice.
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Oh, I don’t know that. Look at that [ __ ] How nasty is that? Wait, this is ice cream? Yeah. Oh my god. M blong.
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No, that wasn’t it. Okay. It looks like Yeah. Maybe the top left. Is that it? Yeah. That’s chestnut.
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Looks like guts or maggots.
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Looks like a [ __ ] white guy who thinks he’s black’s hair in like the 90s. Oh my god.
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Adam Durren. [laughter] Oh, that does look good.
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Whoa. All right. All right, we don’t have to ice cream always looks good.
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You’re not You’re not dazzling like ice cream. You’re [ __ ] up ice cream.
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[ __ ] up ice cream or pizza is like a It’s like a talent cuz it’s so good inherently that to [ __ ] it up. It’s like you’re you suck.
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Yeah.
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But you know, I’m sick of these. Like I don’t need balsamic glaze on my [ __ ] just hit me with like classic [ __ ] It’s like the people have to get crazy
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sexually. Like I put a a horseshoe up my ass and then I kiss my dad’s I like that. But I [laughter] don’t. No, but it’s like, you know what? It’s like an entertainer who’s using too many gimmicks.
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Yeah. It’s the sound cues of [ __ ] sweets. Right. Right. I’m fine with I like a good fro yo. Give me Yeah. Just give me the jokes.
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I like a tart I like a tart fro yo with all the candies on top. I like that. I don’t do toppings. You don’t do toppings?
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Nah. I like the ice cream pure like my people. Yeah. I just want it I want vanilla bean. I don’t want I don’t I want January 6th uh white deishes.
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January 6th flavors. I just want uh the ice cream. I don’t want a Hershey bar or I need some crunch.
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You don’t like Ben & Jerry’s and [ __ ] I do. That’s all mixed in. I don’t like the toppings on top.
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You just get a little stuff in. You know what I really thought was annoying is this craze of the uh the what are they called? The rainbow sprinkle cakes or
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whatever they are. Have you seen this [ __ ] Everyone just like tapping it with the little spoon. Oh, does it crack? Yeah. Oh, I know what you’re talking about.
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Doc cake. That’s what it is.
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Dock cake. Tell me this cra Are Are they good? I mean, it’s just cake. Yeah.
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All right. It’s hard to go wrong with cake.
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These lines are becoming I mean, it’s it’s too much.
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What is this craze? Like like Fro Yo’s new or something. This Every Fro Place has a line around the block now.
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And then you see [ __ ] Pink Berry with cobwebs on it and you’re like, “Yes, they were the hot place for a minute.” Oh, yeah.
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I’ll tell you what’s nice. If you want some pink berry, you can get it now. You got that right. That was That was a Kurb.
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Was it the pink berry? They get it for the dying dog. Oh, [laughter] that’s right. Yeah, that’s right.
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But pink berry was a I mean, I still like it. I think it still tastes good.
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A plain pink berry has that great flavor. I like that tart.
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That tart is all what it’s all about. So good. That’s such an adult flavor.
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It is. It’s a kid, you want like chocolate or vanilla, but as an adult, you want a little Yeah. You want a little more uh I don’t want to say sophisticated, but it’s it’s it’s a little twist.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. You know what’s weird about my kid? I give him an asparagus, he eats it. I give him a a Cheerio, he eats it. I give him ice cream, he eats it. There’s no like,
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whoa, ice cream. He doesn’t react to food. Maybe he’s a serial killer.
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Maybe he must be. Something’s up. I I wanted to give him his first scoop of ice cream and watch him light up. But he was showing a dead body. He’s like, “Me.”
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Yeah. [laughter] Well, the good news is he won’t wrap me out if I do anything. He won’t be there’s no reaction. He likes asparagus.
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Everything. He eats like a [ __ ] football player.
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That’s a great sign, though, that he doesn’t That’s good to not be a picky eater. Yeah. Great eater, great sleeper.
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There’s nothing worse than a I mean, that’s all you want to have a kid. I know. He sleeps 12 hours. It’s unreal.
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Well, something about a picky eater, it’s just God, you ever date a picky eater? It It just ruins the night. It really does.
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Part of the fun of dating someone is you split. You split stuff. Oh, yeah. Picky is is brutal.
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Picky’s brutal. Then when they’re with the waitress, they’re like, “Oh, does it have this? Oh, can you change that? Put that on the side. Put that in. Hell, change that. Can you make the steak a
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fish?” Like, what are you doing? You’re changing the whole order.
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You You have to look at the waiter like I know. Yes. I always did that.
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So, yeah. I I dare someone like really complicated like matcha orders and you’re like just [ __ ] just [ __ ] figure it out. Is it Sweden? Is it Is it
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like a Yeah, it’s probably Sweden. Can you It’s got to be Can I need like a coaster on it’s ice? It’s going to be too cold on my hand. I’m like why can’t you figure that out?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Double cup it or something. Why is it there? 800 irritants and then you’re like I’m dating this person. What’s wrong with me?
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I know. Exactly. And then when you’re wondering what she thinks about your body, you know, you’re if you’re nitpicking this coffee, what are you doing to my dick?
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[laughter]
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Do you guys try and make the waiter laugh? Sometimes.
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I don’t want to force it. If there’s a if there’s a moment that’s that’s clear, but you’re forcing it, you’re a psycho.
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Force there’s no nothing’s more corny than the guy who’s like on with the waiter. I know. And you’re just like, here’s [ __ ] Well, you saw that montage of
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convenience and cars and somebody’s like these poor [ __ ] waiters and it’s them being like, hey [ __ ] tits, you know, where’s my grits [ __ ] [laughter] You
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know, whatever they’re doing. It’s over and over and over and the weight is like, “Oh, yeah. Good one, Jerry. Good one, Ricky Jervis.” Oh, real funny.
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They’re uh Yeah. If you’re the waiter, I mean, if it’s those guys, that’s kind of cool.
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You But like like Martin Short and Mel Brooks are such hams. They’re like going all in on that [ __ ] Do you think the saucers are like
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[laughter]
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Jesus?
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Yeah. They’re doing the dumb and done with the ketchup and mustard. Cool. Cool. We got to clean that later. Thanks.
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Yeah, exactly. No, that’s uh I I get what you’re saying.
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Yeah, the the always on It’s tough because you got to be bad in a thousand before. If you miss once, you’re just like, “Fuck, this is
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brutal.” Oh, yeah.
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Because they’re paid to laugh at your stupid [ __ ] right? It’s like a stripper. Yes, totally.
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But if we’re talking nitpicking, can we do something about rental cars?
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Just saying. The the the way to get a rental car is not been updated since 1984. What are we doing with rental car?
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I fly a six-hour flight to LA. I got my kid under one arm, my wife under the other one. I got a dildo on my ass. And
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I’m at the Avis in that [ __ ] You take a shuttle. A shuttle after a six-hour flight as hell with a baby. Then you get
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off the shuttle. Everybody pours in like it’s the capital trying to riot it. You all wait in that mouse maze. Then you finally get up there and then they’re
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like, “You want the gas?” “No.” “You want insurance?” “No.” Okay, we found you a uh Hummer from 1996. I’m
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like, what? I wanted a compact. Like, that’s all that’s left. Then they go, it’s playing Smashmouth the entire time you’re driving and we can’t shut that off.
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Then you go to the garage and they go, hey, your car is in G6. You’re like, all right, great. You go down to G6, there’s a line down there. I don’t know the
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whole thing. [ __ ] AIS, [ __ ] budget, [ __ ] all of you.
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Yeah, they’re tough. And and you always have to I remember we had to Dplane once. It was one of those like we were like circling the air for a while and it was like yeah we don’t know when we’re
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taking off so I had to everyone gets off. We’re trying to get a rental car and yeah it was like I mean you think it’s bad normally when there’s a crisis
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they not [ __ ] equipped you know.
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It’s just crazy. It’s like can I I should be able to have a QR code cuz I sign up online.
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Yeah. There should just be an app like oh here’s the keys. It’s right there. Exactly. You have all my information.
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You have a photo of my license, my insurance, everything. But it’s like line after line. It’s crazy. Lines are brutal. So when you realize how much of
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traveling is waiting on lines when you really break it down, you’re like this [ __ ] this is insane. Insane.
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How much of your life That’s why people pay so much to cut lines. Exactly.
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Because it’s like it’s time. It’s time. You’re wasting time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a great Allet Bell joke. Remember that one?
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Uh time is I’m another second closer to death. I’m another second closer to death. I’m another second closer to death. He goes, “Time is killing me.
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Time is wasting me.” I think that’s why I like to do nothing all day. Time’s not going to waste me. I’m going to waste time. Oh, that’s fun. He had a lot of great word play stuff.
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Yeah, he was good. He’s got funny stuff. Yeah. Whatever happened to Lubell?
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I saw him at the cellar the other night around. Yeah. All right.
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Some some good Letterman sets back in the day. Great Letterman’s. He was interesting.
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He was different. He was kind of cerebral.
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Yeah. [snorts] Kind of kooky.
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I loved his joke about uh how he he was on a a plane and some someone was It was just him and another guy. And he goes, “I just realized my chance of uh dying
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of a heart attack has just doubled cuz if he gets a heart attack, I can’t fly this plane.” I’m like, “I’m okay dying from my heart attack, but but his heart attack.” Ah, that’s great.
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It was just fun stuff like that.
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Yeah, he was fun. It was kind of Dimmitri Martiny but Carlin. A little chewier.
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Yeah. A little chewier. [laughter] Yeah. I remember doing a gig with him way back in the day and he had watched him do an hour like he’s got some really good stuff.
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Yeah. Yeah. You ever heard of Ronnie Shakes?
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Yeah, of course. He had some good stuff, man. Oh yeah, he was smooth.
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Great oneliners. There he is. Look at that 80s [ __ ] right there. Jogging, right? Died jogging.
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Oh god, what the [ __ ] We might have brought him up with Seinfeld actually.
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We brought him up on episodes before for sure from Brooklyn. [snorts] Wow. That reminds me. Jean Shallot died.
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Oh yeah. Wow. He looks Yeah, it looks like looks a lot like Charlotte. Crazy. When did he die? Like this week. Two days ago. Really?
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Yeah. I think 100 years old. Yeah. und years old. March 25th, 20, 1926.
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Well, he had a great run. That was like the era of the film critic. A lot of those dudes like Rex Reed and Molton.
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Yes. Molton and E. I still read if there’s an Ebert uh review. I read it after every movie I watch.
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I read it, too. It’s not even him, but I read it. No, no, the old ones.
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The ones that are him are so well written. You know what I rewatched recently is Network. Oh, classic.
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I’ve been watching like 15 years, though, probably. And I was like, man, it holds up. [ __ ] more than ever.
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Totally like this is Tik Tok. This is uh It’s funny cuz I was trying to get a girl to watch it and she It’s hard to get someone to watch it where you’re like
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network’s not a sexy title. I’m like trust me it’s [ __ ] good. She like it’s a network. I’m like just [ __ ] watch it. It’s sexy.
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Pet it is. Fay Dunaway sexy and and just a cold bloodooded
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[ __ ]
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Oh yeah.
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Uh Duvall so good. And William Holden amazing who looks like he’s [ __ ] 82.
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I think he died right after that. Like you know he died. how he died.
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Such a [ __ ] drunk he slipped and fell and hit his head and bled out. Dang. Really? Yeah. Old school.
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Old school drunk. But him him banging Fay Dunaway in that movie. You’re like this looks so wrong cuz and they’re probably not the age difference is not
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great but it’s probably so much worse because of just his drinking. Like he and Peter Finch like they look way older than they are in that movie cuz they’re [ __ ] booze.
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And Peter Finch died right after that too. Maybe that’s what I was thinking. Well they Yeah. And he won the Oscar.
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Yeah, possibly. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, how did he die? He died from a heart attack. Okay. Okay.
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But he’s Yeah, he’s uh Howard Beal in the movie. They used to play that clip of games. I want you to stand up and I want you to get out of your seat and I
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want you to go, “Let’s go Mets.”
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[laughter]
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Hell yeah. But uh dude, that movie [ __ ] unreal. So good.
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It’s one of the best scripts ever written. Like brilliant.
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Brilliant. So, I was planning for another guest to be here today. So, I looked up a noir New York City movie. Whoa.
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And this I recommend this Blast of Silence.
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61 is late for Who’s in this one? Who made this?
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It’s just this one guy here. He directed it and starred in it. I don’t know his name.
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Uh, how do you how do you get turned on to this one?
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Uh, I saw someone’s uh Tik Tok talking about movies and I found it based off a movie. He was this guy Allan Baron. He directed it and wrote it.
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And they did it for like $20,000. Wow.
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Man wandering through New York waiting to do his hit.
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Whoa. What a name. Written by Waldo Salt. Good times.
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Yeah. He’s got a day before he’s got to perform his hit and so it’s just his day. That’s pretty cool.
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And no one in the movie knows really in a movie. Like you can see extras are just people in New York City.
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Oh. Was it Was it Did it drag? Was it good? I I did doze a little bit. There was like a love scene and I was like I talked a little
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bit. I was watching at 2 a.m. But there’s a good payoff. It’s a nice movie.
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I learned a lot of movies from just like my just scrolling Instagram or Tik Tok or whatever. Usually Instagram, but it’ll be guys being like movies you got
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to see. And you’re like, “All right.” And then once they get a couple good ones that you’ve seen, you’re like, “All right, this has credibility. I’ll give it a shot.” And then Yeah. I mean,
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that’s like a film wreck, but also I’m friends with you guys. You guys are always throwing wrecks at me. I saw one of those clips for Paris, Texas. One guy
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just broke down how great that movie is now. Beautiful looking man.
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Pretty it is. They don’t make movies like that anymore.
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I just watched Fire Down Below with Seagal. It’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. But Harry Dean Stanton’s in it.
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Oh, it’s such a turd. Oh yeah.
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But those Seagal movies, the bad ones are [ __ ] hilarious. Oh man. Three part saga. That was like Star Wars.
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Fire down below indeed. That was [ __ ] rough. That was disgusting. Still better than the Seagal movie.
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[laughter] Only slightly though. It was pretty bad. That was that sick.
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That was like That was like a This cigal movie. You’ve had better. [laughter] You’ve had some under siege farts. Those are better.
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But uh No, Fire down below is just a [ __ ] turd. But it’s I’m It’s hilarious. Native American.
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It actually was a bomb. It was like the beginning of the end. Oh wow. Is he Native American?
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Does he claim it? Cuz there’s just no way.
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I don’t know. But dude, the out look at the outfits in this movie. I mean that that one’s absurd. Yeah. Look what this suede thing he’s wearing. It’s like a suede blazer. Yeah.
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I mean, these are [ __ ] rough. 90s, baby.
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Sam, someone asked if you were gonna watch the Nicholas Cage Spider-Man. What?
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I don’t know. Spider Noir. My question is why why does it always have to be existing IP? Like maybe it’s good, but does it always have to be like a a Spider Detective?
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I know. And we The Spiderverse [ __ ] was good. I’ll admit I I was surprised by how good it was, but it just I guess it just in theory annoys me.
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Yeah. How many iterations of this are we gonna do? It’s like Marvel or Fast and Furious 18. We Calvin and Hobbs. What’s the other one? Hobbs and Shaw.
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So, like what we we we do a love story, but we’re going to do it with Cars. Fast and the Furious, you know? It’s Yeah, it’s always got to be like Yeah.
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The existing They’re so uncreative. So, so in theory, I’m like, I’m not pumped to watch. Have you seen it? I did. You liked it?
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I like the first two episodes, but something really cool there. Oh, it’s a show.
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It’s a show. They ask you in the beginning, do you want to watch this in black and white or color? So, you can watch it. I’m guessing you want black and white.
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I We did color because it was I’m watching for my son. Okay.
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I think you get bored in the black and white one.
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But haven’t we learned with back rooms and Obsession that you just need a good movie? We don’t need this IP anymore. Enough’s enough.
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By the way, I got a wreck. Yeah.
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You guys watching? Apple TV is killing it. They’re like the new HBO. They’re good.
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Uh what’s the hell is it called? Widow’s Bay. Never heard of it. You got me on. What is it?
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It’s a It’s kind of a a horrory comedy thrillery show with this guy from uh that show with Claire Danes.
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He’s really He’s a great actor. Oh. Uh wait, what’s his name again? What’s his goddamn name? Fantast.
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He’s got to be English, right? He’s covering up for an accent. He looks kooky. Oh [ __ ] Steven Root.
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He’s supposed to do our podcast. What happened with that? Is Steven Root?
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Yeah. just not available when we were available.
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Damn, he would have been a cool That guy’s career is crazy.
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Oh my god, what a career officed by that guy Hero who does Atlanta. That’s right. That’s right. It’s done really well. All right, I’ll check this out.
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Really fun. And I don’t like horror, but it’s it’s like spooky more than horror with comedy mixed in. Yeah. A lot of good jokes.
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I’m checking this out this week. Subtle jokes, real cast of characters.
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He’s He’s in this small town in New England, like an island, like a Martha’s Vineyard type place, and everybody’s a cook and weird.
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Hey, I’m back.
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You’re on You’re on a bad one today, dude. These are these are ship that right to Barati. You’re not at your best here.
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Or David Cross.
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You’re warming up for the parade. You got to save some good ones for this.
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What’s bringing the kid to the parade, are you? 10 a.m. Yeah.
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Damn. Well, you might want to get there earlier. Yeah, you’re probably right.
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It’s exciting, dude. But yeah, I’m going to throw him in that big Brunson jersey.
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A I’ll wear the hewing.
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I love it. All right. Where are you going to be, Stinky?
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Oh, hey, we’re all sold out, I think, in Royal Oak. So, uh, try to get That’s a big big room.
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Big room. Yes. Can’t wait. I haven’t been there in years. Hilarities, baby.
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We added a show there. Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle. First time, not the last. Sid spplitters in Tampa. Uh,
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Cobbs Comedy Club in SF. We added a late show on Thursday. Houston Improv. Come on out, Texas. Sorry about the Spurs.
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Zy’s in Nashville and Pittsburgh Improv Casino Regina and Laugh Shop in Calgary.
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Come on by. Get some Bodega Cat. What do you got?
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I’m about to add some more stuff, but as of now, yeah, just Europe still. We got Lisbon, uh, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb in
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Croatia, Vienna, Warsaw added a show there. We got Helsinki, Stockholm, and Copenhagen. and then I’ll be back and uh
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seems like we’re shooting the movie October 1st from what I’ve heard. But is that right? That’s what they said, but we’ll see.
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But you have a release date for your special. Seems like the special is coming out.
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Thanks for the lead in Mark. Something I worked very hard on. Uh yeah, I think the I think this special should be late October or late September rather. So
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keep an eye out. Keep an eye out. Uh but yeah, we have a new announcement soon. But uh yeah, buy some bodega whiskey. Boddeatwisky.com.
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DM our uh Rodega Cat Whiskey uh Instagram. Yeah, Matt Herman. Yeah, if you want it there and we sold a ton in Irvine, so that Thank you to the fans.
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Hopefully that is a the test that they will pass. Let’s see what we got here.
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Our pushing boulder dock that I did with Mark is when this comes out at 500,000 half a mill,
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which is crazy for a great man. And by the way, I saw the promo you shot for Ryan Hamilton. It’s awesome. Yeah. Yeah, he showed it to me. inspired by Point Blank. Yes.
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He explained to me afterwards and I was like, “It looks famili It’s” It’s funny because we were talking about that movie with Jezeleneck, but and I love that movie, but uh yeah, looked great, man. It looked awesome.
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And we’ll hopefully have Ryan on very soon.
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Yes. Yes. Can we see the point blank scene? I just would love to see the reference. We have to do it on air, but yeah. Yeah. Today’s also Father’s Day.
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Oh, happy Father’s Day to all the dads. You You Rick Brunson. Rick Brunson did a good job.
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Rick Brunson, listen to this. I don’t know. Oh, look at that.
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Tarantino also reminds me a little Yeah, Jackie Brown, right? Yeah, exactly. That’s the same hallway. LAX.
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But the vibe is very different like that. She was just on the walkway. He’s like up on 110th Street. Great [ __ ] opening.
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Great. The Delonics or Delonics.
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Whoa. Great scene. Now, who’d you get doing the makeup? Did you have that in there?
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Yeah. Hamilton looks old here, but
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[laughter]
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No. Cool movie. Yeah, I can’t wait for Ryan’s special, too. So, be on the lookout for that. But, uh, yeah. Yeah, you’re literally [ __ ] yourself. We got to wrap this up.
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All right. You’re the best guy. Thank you. Go Nicks. Get some cash.
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Sunday’s the day for my next [music] close. I’ve had a little [music] too
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much and Norman’s talking [ __ ] about the
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[ __ ] poke and I [music and singing]
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get down in the same way.
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up on the roof like the cops coming [music] and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous.
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I’m out to lunch here in New [music] Orleans. This woman doesn’t look like I remember her and I get [music] down in the same way.
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It might be [music] true.
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